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Technus , to risa in Whoops

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/b23cd2c8-587a-428a-9205-9c1d0a7fa63e.webp

There was apparently a transporter malfunction when posting this to Lemmy too.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Cross posting.

Normally I would have a witty reply but it’s late here

Technus ,

Yeah the juxtaposition made it funnier lol

Deello , to memes in Stats

So in other words I’m above average

PrunesMakeYouPoop , to lemmyshitpost in *Porcelain shatters*

Demolition edition? I'ma need SIX seashells for this.

JoMiran , to lemmyshitpost in I finally found him
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I did this in 2003. I designed a new server room for a company and had to transition their servers from the zero cable management abomination they previously had to my over engineered fishbowl. To get the servers off the racks I literally had to take garden shears and cut the cables. The pile was a few feet high and I sat on it like a throne because no sane person would pass on that opportunity.

Samsy , to lemmyshitpost in I finally found him

I saw this picture with a lot of jokes. I like the: “he is getting all the reported for wrong password - messages”

Anyway: Game of trunks?

pruwybn , to lemmyshitpost in 'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Chicken loses job

Chicken is broke, chicken strips

Three seventy-nine

akincisor ,

Good bot!

sbv , to lemmyshitpost in the weirdest part of the year

I’m glad I’m not the only person who stands half naked in a dark kitchen eating shredded cheese directly from the bag while staring at my phone and hoping nobody sees me.

modifier ,

Your phone sees you. It is cursed to always see, and to hear everything.

sbv ,

haha mark zuckerburg you creepy fuck look at me LOOK AT ME

Blackmist , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?

gallopingsnail ,
@gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.

sfbing ,

What do non-Americans think it is?

fox2263 ,

Small Sausage wrapped in bacon.

Lesrid ,

You’d probably win an award at a cookout for your unusual take on pigs-in-a-blanket and they’d go right back to breading bits of hotdog.

fox2263 ,

So are you telling me this is the one thing Americans _haven’t _ added bacon to?

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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EnderMB ,

It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.

They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.

nightrunner , to memes in double take
@nightrunner@lemmy.world avatar

I couldn’t see it the wrong way at all until I really stared at it. Then once I saw it, I couldn’t unsee it. lol

very_well_lost ,

I still don’t see it…

DampCanary ,
@DampCanary@lemmy.world avatar

her spliting legs?

indepndnt ,

I couldn’t either until I saw the explanation, and also scrolled to where like 1/3rd of the pic was off the screen.

chetradley , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Hate to be that guy, but the icing on frosted Pop Tarts contains gelatin derived from bones, hooves, tendons, ligaments, etc., making it not vegetarian.

ieightpi ,

I kinda hope this was a happy accident and OP didn’t plan this lol

Viking_Hippie ,

That makes it not vegan but last time I checked, vegetarians only steer clear of meat, not all animal products. It’s like veganism, but less obsessive.

criminalunicorn ,
@criminalunicorn@feddit.uk avatar

Animal carcasses are not vegetarian… Things like milk, eggs and honey (honey can be questionable) would be classed as vegetarian. Essentially anything that causes an animal to die to be consumed would not be vegetarian.

Viking_Hippie ,

anything that causes an animal to die to be consumed would not be vegetarian.

That would explicitly NOT include gelatin, which is made from the hooves and the like of animals already slaughtered for the parts people eat. Literally no one is slaughtering animals to make gelatin.

Strawberry ,

It would also decidedly not include pork tenderloin, which is made from the tenderloin of animals already slaughtered

Viking_Hippie ,

Now you’re just being wilfully obtuse.

Zekas ,

Mate. The animal has to die for the product to get made. There’s such a thing as avoiding waste: You wouldn’t slaughter an entire horse and just use the hooves, nor would you chop a chicken for just the wings. You use as much as you can. Stuff like gelatin usually has multiple source animals precisely because it’s made of what used to be wasted. There isn’t a way to extract these things without causing serious injury or death to the animal, ergo it is very much not vegetarian.

Viking_Hippie ,

The animal has to die for the product to get made

The animal has already died to make another product. There’s no additional animals killed to make gelatin.

There’s such a thing as avoiding waste

Exactly. Using the extra parts to make gelatin rather than just throwing them away is avoiding waste.

You wouldn’t slaughter an entire horse and just use the hooves, nor would you chop a chicken for just the wings. You use as much as you can

Yes, that’s what I’m saying!

Stuff like gelatin usually has multiple source animals precisely because it’s made of what used to be wasted

As opposed to killing any extra animals for gelatin. How the fuck can you keep disagreeing with the point you’re DESCRIBING in the affirmative??

There isn’t a way to extract these things without causing serious injury or death to the animal

You just described at length how no animal is killed for gelatin and as such using gelatin doesn’t involve any additional deaths versus NOT using gelatin. It’s not that difficult to understand…

zalgotext ,

By your logic, do you consider ground meat to be vegetarian? Animals aren’t slaughtered specifically for ground meat, it’s made of the extras, off-cuts, and all the bits that typically won’t get eaten, in a very similar vein as how gelatin is made.

TWeaK ,

There’s no real question with honey. Honey is vegetarian, but not vegan.

Vegetarian = does not eat animals, vegan = does not eat animal products.

asteriskeverything , (edited )

It’s actually one of those things that varies for each person, how extreme they are with vegetarian. They might avoid anything that contains geletain including gummies or certain medications because it requires an animal byproduct to make.

Eggs and dairy are not part of an animal carcass. You don’t have to kill an animal to enjoy it.

Vegans believe using animals for any food (or maybe even product) is wrong so they avoid eggs, milk, dairy, etc. Or maybe it’s they are vegan in that they only eat eggs or whatever from their own free range chickens. Some vegans won’t get vaccines if they contain egg protein.

Basically often both diets are often moral choices so there can be as much variety to how restrictive or serious it is just like any human will have variety in their morals details even if there is overlap on general idea (ffs just look at Christianity)

And oh there are people who are vegetarian just because they don’t like the taste or texture of meat!

Sorry for the ramble I found this really interesting when I became friends with people who have different diets. It’s interesting how much variety they can have.

Emerald ,

Some vegans won’t get vaccines if they contain egg protein.

Vegan here, that seems a little extreme, and I haven’t heard of any vegan who does that. Also for many vaccines they make egg-free variants anyways. There are not really many good excuses to not get vaccinated if you ask me

Waraugh ,

What about all the people that don’t know to ask you?

Strawberry ,

last time I checked, bones, hooves, tendons, and ligaments, are meat, not just animal products, and most vegetarians would agree

Viking_Hippie ,

None of those things are meat, no. Meat = muscle tissue. Bones, hooves and connective tissue are not muscle tissue.

Cornucopiaofplenty ,

Hmm yes, I’m sure the average vegetarian would make that petty distinction

Viking_Hippie ,

It’s not a petty distinction, it’s an accurate and meaningful one: when I eat meat, an animal has been slaughtered for that purpose. When I eat or otherwise use gelatin, no animal has been slaughtered for that purpose as those parts are byproducts of animals already dead. Thus, no animal is killed for gelatine

BlemboTheThird , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again

Slovene ,

OK, we’ll talk shit about cornhole dogs.

jaybone ,

Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.

TWeaK ,

Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd’s pie should exclusively be lamb - it’s in the name.

Sheeple , to memes in double take
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

At first I thought it was an AI generated image because I couldn’t figure out where the limbs are LOL

Odo ,

Glad I’m not the only one. It looked like an extra forearm got jammed into the steering wheel. I found a clearer version but still can’t tell what’s behind the air freshener.

Ghyste , to memes in double take

Not a meme.

Track_Shovel OP ,
Ghyste ,

That was obvious.

AgentGrimstone , to memes in double take

I saw it but it took effort

Rediphile , to memes in double take

Is this one of those things that colourblind people see right through? Because I just see a lady sitting in her vehicle with legs a similar colour to the seat. What am I missing here?

usualsuspect191 ,

If you look at it right, the back of the chair can look like a leg, as if she’s got her legs spread wide wearing only tiny back shorts/underwear

Rediphile ,

Thanks, I was finally able to make my colourblind brain see it.

paddirn ,

I’m not even colorblind and I’m pretty sure I’m seeing it right, I struggled a bit to see what the wrong way to see it was.

bdonvr ,

Not colorblind, she really is similar in color to the seat. The back of the seat can kinda make it look like she’s spreading your legs if you’re not looking right at the picture (for example, when reading the caption)

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