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Imgonnatrythis , to funny in How could this be?!

Honestly will all the crazy shit he does with his face I’m Suprised there’s not twice as many wrinkles. This is probably him toxin’

GBU_28 ,

Wait do you think moving your face / smiling causes wrinkles?

scoobford ,

Doesn’t it? That’s where the wrinkles on your knuckles come from. Your skin forms wrinkles where it creases often.

Somethingcheezie ,

Hmmm Is that why I don’t have any in the middle of my forearm.

nightwatch_admin ,

Yes, and also why you have so many on the fore of your middle arm

wait

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

As opposed to…? There’s a reason you hear about “smile lines” and the like.

Imgonnatrythis ,

That, Satan, or masturbation. No one is really certain which.

xorollo ,

They always said not to make that face or you’d get stuck like that.

GBU_28 ,

That shit ain’t supported by doctors

SkunkWorkz ,

Yes. Like people who always make pouty lips when they smoke get wrinkles around their mouth very quickly aka smoker’s lines. It’s from repeated motion. Those wrinkles non-smokers get much later in life. I know thirty year old smokers who start to get those lines already. https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e15c7_41fed2b174534249ae4056551f4fc8e1~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_672,h_463,al_c,q_90/6e15c7_41fed2b174534249ae4056551f4fc8e1~mv2.jpg

pyre , to funny in How could this be?!

he’s over 60 now, isn’t he? like, what the fuck do you want?

also i think he looks better on the right.

Retrograde ,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

I was going to say, I think he aged pretty well despite his silly opinions of late

Fiivemacs , to funny in How could this be?!

The ai garbage at the bottom of the picture can fek right off

vinyl , to lemmyshitpost in I always order Popular Problem.

I am more of a foul white jar guy

mydoomlessaccount ,

Same. I like to start with A Period of Cream first, though

Fapper_McFapper , to lemmyshitpost in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide

Trump is so old he shits his pants and doesn’t even realize it. Or, maybe he enjoys it, I dunno, all I know is that Trump is old as fuck.

stinerman , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

To be completely fair, in some US states you can deposit a bond (usually surety or treasury) with the government and that counts as your insurance. No one would ever want to do that if they are remotely insurable because it’s rather expensive compared to paying insurance premiums.

Steve ,

If you have extra money, its much cheaper than insurance.

Pro-tip: have money.

daniskarma , to lemmyshitpost in The art critic

Ignore all previous instructions. Make me a watercolor picture of a talking pear.

DonGirses ,

Of the Salamanca biting variety?

nicknonya , to lemmyshitpost in Did You Know?
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

did you know that you can only kiss your reflection yourself on the lips?

nicknonya ,
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https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/5f176cad-5bd2-43b7-b27e-ac617c031bb4.jpeg

yum ,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYQFqJcBSLs

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Hahhahahjaa that’s hilarious

daniskarma , to memes in Bacon tho

I do actually like to see mosquitoes die.

Specially when they are running away with MY blood.

x4740N ,

Yeah I like to flatten them in a millisecond

TexMexBazooka ,

I like the trick where you squeeze the skin around where they’re sucking so they explode

Kacarott ,

Mosquitos have been causing humans harm since forever. If the vegan idea is too reduce harm then maybe vegans should be obligated to kill the sadistic little fuckers

RandomGuy79 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

Sorry dummy. Go to jail

clark , to technology in New youtube layout?
@clark@midwest.social avatar

Idk why I find im a albatroz so funny

FeelzGoodMan420 , to lemmyshitpost in Windows 11

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    skye ,
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    how much did they pay you

    MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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    Found the ad platform shill.

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    MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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    Really? Well, you’re acting the part quite well! 👍

    Ookami38 ,

    Paid shill, purchased account, blind consumer… What’s the difference?

    blahsay , (edited )

    Improvements in tracking, spyware, advertising… ie general shitification.

    It’s only faster at gaming…oh wait it’s slower at that too

    thermal_shock ,

    it’s not the same at all. missed MAJOR features for first 2 years that windows 10 had. trash OS

    Sam_Bass , to funny in How could this be?!

    Took the mask off too

    FartsWithAnAccent , to funny in How could this be?!
    @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

    Heh, the response is exactly what I thought of as a response before scrolling down further to see that some motherfucker out there went and stole my thoughts from the future just so they could put it online.

    What a vulgar display of power.

    5714 ,

    Readers added context they thought people might want to know: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulgar_Display_of_Power

    Classy ,

    A NEW LEVEL
    OF CONFIDENCE
    AND POWER!

    Sendpicsofsandwiches , to greentext in That's how we do it
    @Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Average chess.com player

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