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circuitfarmer , to mildlyinfuriating in First Alert smoke detector...non replacable battery supposed to last 10 years...dies after 2...for warranty contact, the verify you're human puzzle does not work on 3 different browsers I tried
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Oh but don’t you see? This is plausible deniability. Good luck with the warranty.

mysoulishome OP ,
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They’ll probably send me a new one. I opened it and a new battery is more than the detector

MxM111 , to lemmyshitpost in A wise man once told me, "Bulk until you hate your body, cut until you hate your life."

And then there is a golden middle, where you hate your body and your life at the same time.

This golden middle range increases as we age. This is why old people sometimes are called “of golden age”.

kameecoding ,

I don’t know enough about gold to dispute this.

VikingHippie ,

What’s gold, Precious?

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Metal, a precious metal

VikingHippie ,

Stamp it melt it, shape into a ring

NoName ,

My precious, they stole my precious

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

My dad is in his late 80s. He likes to say that the “Golden Years” just means you piss yourself a lot.

kite , to mildlyinfuriating in First Alert smoke detector...non replacable battery supposed to last 10 years...dies after 2...for warranty contact, the verify you're human puzzle does not work on 3 different browsers I tried

Work at a fire dept. These fail so often we do not recommend 10 year battery detectors anymore. Just go get a new one with without that “perk”, don’t warranty replace it.

shadowSprite ,

Off topic, but do you know what to do about smoke detectors that chirp like once a week? I’m in an apartment, have 4 smoke detectors in here for some reason, and 3 out of the 4 will randomly chirp like once a week. We’ve changed the batteries, they’re flashing green, if you hit the test button they work, but they just chirp once in awhile. Sometimes it’s only once, sometimes it’s 2 or 3 times in a day and then will go a month or more without chirping. Management is a PITA so I don’t want to complain if there isn’t an issue, but I’d rather not die a horrible death if my apartment burns down and my detectors don’t go off.

CapgrasDelusion ,

I'd replace them, keep the old ones, and put them back when I move out. This is also my go-to with apartment showerheads.

kite ,

There is no reason you should have to purchase them, that is the landlord’s responsibility. If management is not doing upkeep on aged-out detectors, that’s a call to the local fire marshal. Fire Marshals just love when high-life occupancies don’t keep up with fire code requirements.

CapgrasDelusion ,

Also a very valid route. Just depends on your tolerance and time for dealing with bullshit I suppose.

partial_accumen ,

Many smoke detectors only last for 10 years. What you’re describing is what mine did in my house when they hit the 10 year mark. If you remove it from the ceiling, they usually have a human readable date printed on the ceiling facing side of the smoke detector.

I’m betting if you pulled one of your “one chirp” smoke detectors down, you’ll find a date more than 10 years ago printed on it. Buy new ones, dispose of these. Note on disposal: old school smoke detectors contain a very small amount of radioactive material. If you have one of these there will be a radioactive logo on it PLEASE DO NOT PUT THIS IN THE LANDFILL TRASH! Please dispose of these and your registered hazardous waste site.

Newer style smoke detectors don’t use radioactive material and instead use regular light sensors. These are safe to dispose of as regular ewaste.

kite ,

Yep. First thing to do is run a vacuum over them. Even the tiniest bit of dust can make them cranky and chirpy. If that doesn’t work and you don’t know how old they are, pop them off the ceiling and look at the back for a manufacture date. In general, smoke detectors (even without the ten year battery) have a life span of about 10 years. If they’ve hit that milestone, it’s a good chance they are beeping because they are old and they should be replaced. Next would be a call to the PITA management about them. If you get no love from management, look up what fire department covers your address; many departments will go out to check your detectors if you can’t get them to stop beeping and your landlord is being a butt. If your department is a volunteer one, it may be next to impossible to get ahold of them as there will probably not be anyone at the station to answer phones. For volunteer departments in my area, you need to call the county fire marshal / emergency management office in order to get hooked up with the volunteer department as they have the personal contact numbers for the volunteer chiefs, so I would try that (or the equivalent for your area). If it’s a career fire department, you should be able to call them directly. Even if they are out of the station, if it’s normal business hours and you call their HQ, they likely have a business office that will answer.

shadowSprite ,

Good advice with the vacuum. It definitely gets dusty in here, so I’ll check that first.

About the fire department, funny thing that, it’s volunteer here, and I’m actually on the department, but I’m not a firefighter, I’m medical side and don’t know the slightest thing about fire except that it’s hot and I stay away from it. My role on fire calls is to drag hoses where I’m told lol. I keep forgetting to ask the real firefighters about my detectors when I see them, but if I can’t get it resolved by cleaning or talking to management I’ll have to talk to the chief or ask my LT.

Thank you!

shadowSprite ,

Also, I just wanted to come back here and update. I pulled my detectors down and they are from January of 2012. Put a note in with our maintenance department requesting replacement, so hopefully that gets dealt with. Thank you for taking the time to respond!

kite ,

You are very welcome! Good luck with maintenence, I hope yours is more responsive about them than the ones here tend to be.

mysoulishome OP ,
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Lots of people got these because they had them in 2 packs at Costco dirt cheap. If I can help it I will never buy this brand again…

Rai ,

Things I like to cheap out on:

Chocolate

Mobile phone

Smoke detector

Fire extinguisher

18650 battery (and especially charger!)

Extension cord

Defibrillator

PC power supply

It’s smart and intelligent cuz it saves me money!

derpgon ,

I only buy used tires, they are dirt cheap! And look at all the car oil that looks brand new that someone thrown out. ^/s^

Being smart is not buying everything for the cheapest price, but knowing what you can cheap on.

Some people have sadly no choice. But that’s a whole different problem.

ackthxbye , (edited )

Overpaying for an Apple phone, then cheaping out on smoke detectors. Humanity is truly doomed.

mysoulishome OP ,
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Joke’s on you, I stole the iPhone and overpaid for the smoke detectors

GardenVarietyAnxiety , to lemmyshitpost in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?

Trump isn’t -The- Antichrist, because that was likely just a bible story warning of populist leaders. But he is -an- antichrist.

He’s not the first and probably not the last, but he has the power to make deeply “Christian” people openly forsake their religion…and if that’s not an antichrist, I don’t know what is.

CrypticFawn ,
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Agreed.

If I was a Christian (I aint but just work with me here), I’d honestly believe Trump was being used by Satan to lead the Shepard’s beloved sheep astray.

TrismegistusMx ,
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Every King is AN antichrist.

Izzy , to mildlyinfuriating in First Alert smoke detector...non replacable battery supposed to last 10 years...dies after 2...for warranty contact, the verify you're human puzzle does not work on 3 different browsers I tried
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Why would I want a smoke detector with a lithium ion battery that can’t be replaced. 🤔

roguetrick ,

Most fire codes require hardwire or non replaceable battery nowadays. Supposed to reduce the amount of homes with dead battery smoke alarms I think. Also ensures the sensor still works.

QuinceDaPence ,

After 10 years it's assumed that the sensor is degraded, especially the radioactive type.

mysoulishome OP ,
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They were cheap at Costco. Lots of people bought them and yup they are garbage.

smellythief , to memes in ENHANCE!!!

Is this like when porn performers complained about 4K because you could see their imperfections?

Toast ,

They did that?

NaoPb , to piracy in Disney Raises Prices for Streaming Services by as Much as 27% - Lemmy.world

I’m wondering why they would think one would pay to (still) see ads or have a lower resolution stream.

I’m pirating since I want to have a copy I can use without an internet connection without weird compression, ads, or low resolution. And not even everything is released on blu-ray these days.

kbity , to memes in Technically correct, therefore not false advertising
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Well, five times zero women checks out.

Crow , to mildlyinfuriating in First Alert smoke detector...non replacable battery supposed to last 10 years...dies after 2...for warranty contact, the verify you're human puzzle does not work on 3 different browsers I tried
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Smoke detectors work using sensors that require special materials that only work for about 10 years before they begin to seriously loose functionality. You don’t want to replace the battery on a ten year old smoke detector, it should be replaced.

mysoulishome OP ,
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If it lasted more than 2 years they would be a good theory

Crow ,
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Lol, true.

downpunxx , to mildlyinfuriating in First Alert smoke detector...non replacable battery supposed to last 10 years...dies after 2...for warranty contact, the verify you're human puzzle does not work on 3 different browsers I tried
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you always get fucked at the drive thru

coach , to mildlyinfuriating in First Alert smoke detector...non replacable battery supposed to last 10 years...dies after 2...for warranty contact, the verify you're human puzzle does not work on 3 different browsers I tried

I just used the phone number on the back of the device to call them. I found them rather pleasant to deal with and they sent me a free replacement within a couple of days. Good luck, friend.

mysoulishome OP ,
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Phone? But I’m not a caveman! It started chirping at bedtime and I was determined to email them before I turned in for the night…

Nayfun ,

If you really want to pursue being ripped off I would recommend contacting your local district attorney. They seriously do great work for us common folk.

DontMakeItTim , to memes in 🎶 A small town, rural noun, simple adjective 🎶

Counterpoint: Achy Breaky Heart

Hagels_Bagels , to memes in ENHANCE!!!
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THE TOES!!!

Someonelol , to memes in Technically correct, therefore not false advertising

I really wish I could buy something like that in the US instead of cars with the engine bay taking up a third of its length.

ScoobyDoo27 ,

Don’t talk shit on the Miata

gullible , to mildlyinfuriating in First Alert smoke detector...non replacable battery supposed to last 10 years...dies after 2...for warranty contact, the verify you're human puzzle does not work on 3 different browsers I tried

I might be ignorant, but why would bots go after their warranty contact?

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