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Catsrules , to memes in I'm on my way

How is he going to steal anyone’s girl in a one seat car?

Krafting OP ,
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😏

citrusface , to lemmyshitpost in Bravo, Ridley

It aint much, but its honest work.

niktemadur ,

Aw shucks, mister… goes the xenomorph, gently biting a sprig of straw with his inner jaw.

lemmur , to lemmyshitpost in Bravo, Ridley

Remember kids. Wearing HazMat suits on alien planet is for loosers.

niktemadur ,

For loosey goosey oozers.

rolling_resistance , to memes in my robo suit vroom vroom

And as someone who walks and bikes, I fucking hate that.

01189998819991197253 , to aww in Chonk
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‘Was’??? Why ‘was’??? 😳

Animated_beans ,

I think you know why

01189998819991197253 ,
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kureta ,

Yes we all know why. They sent him to a farm and he’ll happily live there forever.

Linnce , to lemmyshitpost in jhair

I miss Jenna

Skunk , to pics in Jet d'Eau, the fifth beatle (edit: OC)

Thanks, here are some figures about our Jet d’Eau and a not so fun fact:

At 200km/h and 140m high, one day a dude tried to kiss it. He was denied any love, felt down near the base, tried to hug the Jet d’Eau (again yes…). Was sent into orbit and finished into the lake where police fished him up.

He did survive, but probably not his last brain cells.

That thing is powerful, when you stand below it you are soaked to the bones by fresh lake water in seconds. At this exact time (24 August 14h30 utc) you can see people pressing below it cause it is 32°C right now in Geneva)

carpet , to programmer_humor in BS from MS about AI helping an MD

This post could have been titled “BS from MS about Al helping an MD”

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

werefreeatlast OP ,

As a non pharmacist I recommend you take two mitooroxenloxen and then read the title one more time today 😉. Today is your day! Go out there and fuck something up!

Kintarian , to memes in Rule

Everyone these days is in a bubble. All of the things they believe in echo around inside the bubble. The other side is evil. We can’t listen to them. They have alternate facts. The politicians feed this to rile up the faithful to get more votes. Who cares if people start killing each other and storming the capital as long as they can gain power and keep it so they can get rich sucking up to their corporate overlords.

PriorityMotif ,
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It’s a cult tactic. You get your subjects to alienate themselves away from outsiders so that they further rely on the cult.

Kintarian ,

Absolutely and it’s scary AF.

andrew_bidlaw , to lemmyshitpost in jhair
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Just a joctopus jussy.

EABOD25 , to meanwhileongrad in When fascists spend too much time around their own kind, they start forgetting to put on the mask

I present to you 3 people that need a good slap across the head

PugJesus OP ,

First comment is anti-tankie, third comment is sarcastic.

EABOD25 ,

What does “anti-tankie” mean?

PugJesus OP ,

Against self-proclaimed leftists who simp for brutal authoritarian states because the state flies a red flag and says “America bad”.

EABOD25 ,

That’s pretty specific. Only for “self-proclaimed leftists who simp for brutal authoritarian states”?

PugJesus OP ,

Tankie is a pretty specific term.

EABOD25 ,

That doesn’t answer my question

HK65 ,

It does tho

EABOD25 ,

You comment history tells me that talking with you will just give me a headache

stephen01king ,

Your comment on this thread alone gives me the same feeling.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Eh, the flag doesn’t have to be red, they also simp for Russia.

SkyezOpen ,

While fondly remembering masturbating to the USSR

voracitude , to noncredibledefense in It ain't me

Ugh when will people stop leaking military secrets on internet forums this is our national security you’re playing with 🙄

(/s because it’s 2024)

PugJesus OP ,

(/s because it’s 2024)

Yeah, this info has been declassified since the Fall of Saigon, smh

owenfromcanada , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit put the sheriff on notice.
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This is the legalese equivalent of “people-who-owe-me-half-a-million-dollars-say-what.”

CatZoomies ,
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“What?”

owenfromcanada ,
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Ha, got 'em!

Stalinwolf , to memes in I'm on my way
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🎵 Fruit and vegetables keep us alive… 🎵

NooBoY ,

🎵Always remember to eat your five. 🎵

henfredemars , to memes in How long before he is telling his workers that they can simply eat cake, when there is no bread.

When my wife worked there, there was so much anti-union training. I can only conclude that unions are good.

SlopppyEngineer , (edited )

Unions are a way to resolve long term labor disputes without large scale vandalism and homicide, because throughout history angry desperate men have always done desperate things. It’s a lesson usually learned the hard way.

ampersandcastles ,

If unions didn’t work, corporations wouldn’t spend millions on anti-union propaganda annually.

The free market would simply make them useless.

But they aren’t useless as we can tell from the capitalist class.

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