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MaxPower , to memes in How about that?
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Sometime in the past I must have accidentally switched into the stupid dimension, how else can this amount of idiots in politics be explained

stevedidWHAT ,
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Money

chiliedogg ,

I think the simulation ended on December 21, 2012.

We’re in the “one more turn” phase and they’re just screwing with the sim.

PreviouslyAmused ,

That or the system is trying to wake us all up from hyper-sleep by throwing increasingly impossible scenarios at us in order for our brains to wake up naturally.

Except we keep looking at everything and going, “yeah, that makes sense, fuck it” and just not waking up.

The machines are going mad trying to figure us out.

SnowBunting ,

How do we keep voting these people in?

dilithium_dame ,

I don’t know if you want an actual answer but this particular idiot’s opponent was a millionaire whose entire campaign strategy was spamming people with mail pointing out he is not Boebert…so vote for him on that merit? He couldn’t even make any statements on how he would help voters of this district or take a stand on any issues. He’s running again so we’ll see if he has learned anything.

This area (like so many around the country) is struggling. Outside of the die-hard Republicans who are a lost cause, people don’t appreciate a rich outsider talking down to them. The frustrating part is during the Democratic primary there was another candidate who had a great, progressive platform that included healthcare, taxing the rich, environment, etc. He came in last 😭 So Democrats chose the status quo, and their candidate struggled to get people excited to vote FOR him rather than AGAINST Boebert.

I think this is a problem that plagues the Democrats on a national level and isn’t a direct reflection of “stupid” rural voters.

dilithium_dame ,

I know they won’t read this comment, but I’d really love to hear from the people who down vote! What do you disagree with? I’ve lived all over the U.S. and even overseas, but I haven’t been everywhere in the world so the great thing about a board like this is people with different experiences can share them. I can speak to my own observations but if I’m missing something please tell me!

ConspiracySeries ,

We did. The mass Hardon Collider was built for a reason, technically in this case 2.

shadearg ,
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Yep, threw us into the ‘most unlikely’ universe because everything was supposed to be destroyed except for the active observer, e.g., you, because paradox.

Or at least that is the version I like to believe.

PuppyOSAndCoffee , (edited )
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Or, this is our best universe and the rest just get even shittier. That’s my rainbow and unicorn fantasy / no kink shaming pls.

Or, what if hell is simply consciousness during all the shitty outcomes: the teacher runs out candy when it’s your turn, the bus drives off just when you show up, etc.

It would mean as we approach the hellspawn timeline, each one of us made it into the angel timeline too.

Odds are very high we only have one universe because multiple dimensions can be reduced via transformation, but it is progressively more difficult to transform from a lower dimension to a higher dimension: that straight 2d line is probably a straight 2d line in 3d and 4d space.

Also le boobies in class were always fun I am not sure what the hubbub is all about.

dontcarebear ,

I think that this is the same amount of dumbdumbs you’d have during the middle ages, but everyone is on cameras everywhere.

SpaceCowboy ,
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My theory is that the internet makes people dumber.

Kushia OP ,
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They’re in politics as a sock puppet to serve other wealthy people’s interests not because they have great ideas for improving the lives and wellbeing of people.

If you killed political donations, cushy job prospects post politics and the crazy idea that corporations are somehow people deserving of representation it might go a long way to purging these cookers from the system.

lugal , to memes in We used to be a proper country

Which one is bigger in the inside?

meekah ,
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The police box, not the telephone box

lugal ,

So the tardis lost her ability to adopt to the time and environment? What a shame.

CaptainBlagbird ,
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I’ve always said that Tardis would take the appearance of a chemical toilet in today’s world.

It can be placed everywhere without raising any suspicion at all.

Obi ,
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And no one would want to go in it, brilliant.

CaptainBlagbird ,
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They are even mostly blue too!

ArchmageAzor ,
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Well yes, that’s the explanation given for masquerading as a police box from the 60s at all times, chameleon circuits are broken and brakes are stuck on

lugal ,

Yes, happened in the very first episode. What a coincidence.

I love how the plot of the first two seasons is that doctor shows the teachers of his granddaughter (yes, he has family) that the tardis works and goes with them to the stone age. Then he tries to go back and it takes him 2 seasons.

gmtom ,

The one from Inspector Spacetime th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Wcu7UaSLOU3CewYy2kxCwwHaE8?…

lugal ,

Chapeau, I did not think of that. I just thought “close enough to make the joke” but you made the joke better than intened

fakeman_pretendname , to memes in We used to be a proper country

People in Hull: “Why have you painted your white phone boxes red and put royal crowns on top of them?”

Holyhandgrenade , to cat in Very good, Sir
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This really reminds me of season 3 of Blackadder

andthenthreemore ,
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Jeeves and Wooster is great.

MonsieurArchi , to memes in We used to be a proper country

Seriously what the fuck uk? Now I’m never gonna visit!

Absolute_Axoltl ,

Even better those “newer” phone boxes are now so infrequently used that they are mostly broken. Also more often than not they smell like piss.

TheBat ,
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I’d say they’re frequently used then. Just not for the intended purpose.

HumbertTetere ,

The smell lingers rather well. It doesn’t need to be refreshed that often.

Rootiest ,
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It actually works better if you don’t

set_secret , to memes in We used to be a proper country

my direct relative designed the red one. My only claim to fame.

MadBob ,

He also designed the Anglican cathedral in Liverpool, I believe.

set_secret ,

correct! he did indeed.

MadBob ,

I’m now going to exhaust the interesting things I know about this by saying: he won a competition with his design of the Anglican cathedral despite being a Catholic himself; the Catholic cathedral in Liverpool was conversely designed by an Anglican. The city was a lot more sectarian then than it is now and the cathedrals stand at either end of a road called Hope Street.

0x0 ,

Oh yeah, well my direct relative flies the blue one.

TheBat ,
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Who?

Agent_of_Kayos ,

Exactly

unionagainstdhmo ,
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Obi ,
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Sir Scott *tips hat.

Viking_Hippie , to memes in We used to be a proper country

I’d say that David Cameron and every PM since him were several times worse downgrades than making an uglier version of an obsolete box but that’s just me 🤷

011011 ,

David Cameron was a downgrade on Blair and Brown how?

Viking_Hippie ,

How was the pig fucker from Eton NOT a downgrade??

011011 , (edited )

Blair was Thatcher-lite. How was he any better than Cameron?

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, Blair was more of a British Clinton (which is plenty bad enough!) with warlike/sycophantic tendencies. Cameron was Thatcher Modern.

011011 ,

Blair built on Thatcher’s legacy. That’s a simple fact theguardian.com/…/blair-thatcher-legacy-labour-za…

Noam Chomsky saying the Labour party became “Thatcher-lite” during the Blair years and did not represent the working class www.gettyimages.com/detail/video/…/682672090

Viking_Hippie ,

Blair was to Thatcher what Clinton was to Reagan: while both cynically perpetuated most of the society-destroying new norms of their non-immediate predecessors and even vehemently resisted attempts to undo them, they didn’t make big reforms to make things much worse still like Dubya and Cameron did.

Norgur , to cat in Very good, Sir

"Doth mylady fancy another bowl of most delicious slaughtered animal or does her majesty wish to finish staring at the reflection of my watch on the wall first?"

xkforce , to cat in Very good, Sir

Cats have someone that will feed and house them, provide toys, scritches and pettings, catnip and medical care their entire lives for nothing. They dont have a job to worry about or bills to pay. They dont have to care about politics or how the world is on fire, they just hang out with other cats and people that spoil them their entire lives. We on the other hand, have bills to pay, a soul sucking job to go to 8+ hours a day, 50 weeks a year until were so old we cant do that anymore then we spend maybe a decade or two falling apart medically speaking until we stop forever.

Who is actually the dumb animal here? And before someone mentions their cat doing something dumb, I bet you know a person thats done something even stupider.

Nytelock ,

They think they’re in charge but are also dumbasses? Sounds like a typical manager to me!

RobertOwnageJunior ,

I’d agree, but cats are also too dumb to do anything Else except hunt, shit and sleep. I know we are all on the ‘humans are trash’ train rn, but we are still exponentially more intelligent than anything else around us.

xkforce ,

Our advantages come down to incremental improvement. Thog takes a rock and splits it into sharp af edges and now hes got a hand axe. Ogg takes another rock, splits it into sharp bits (or not) and uses sinue or twine to attach it to a stick. now they could have a number of different tools. Nog figures out they can tan hide using astringent plants they soaked and exposed the hide to and now theyve got primitive clothing. But most people… would struggle if they had to survive without all that technology. Cats… can survive off hunting birds and rodents. They do such a good job of it that theyve wiped out the 2nd most species on the planet aside from us. And keep in mind these are housecats not wild cats or strays. Itd be like some dude living in suburbia going to the mountains and killing everything with his bare hands or whatever tools he could cobble together from the materials he found there. Most people… would probably die of exposure, starvation or wild animals like bears and mountain lions if they tried that. We do as well as we do despite this because we improve generation after generation. Thats it. That’s our advantage.

RobertOwnageJunior ,

Kinda and not really, simultaneously. We are good at adapting and we have a really high ceiling intelligence-wise (at least compared to other species). Cats will never have the capability for building houses, cars or space shuttles. They just don’t have the capacity. Neither do birds, fish or any other species, except us.

It’s kinda ridiculous to tell yourself that’s not true, just look around yourself. We might still be dumb apes after all, but still we are a million times smarter than a cat or an eagle. If we wanted, we could wipe out all life on the planet, and there is nothing any animal could do about it. It’s cruel and I obviously don’t want that, but it’s the truth.

xkforce ,

The point is that being able to hunt isnt as easy or brainless as its made out to be. Not that we humans arent intelligent

RobertOwnageJunior ,

Yes, we know hunting isn’t easy. But there are a lot of predators that are highly proficient at it. No other species does what we do.

jballs ,
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I had a similar conversation with my wife the other day, but then took one thing into account that you missed. I cut my cat’s balls off as a condition for him living in my house.

Would you do the same to avoid all the shit that comes along with being a stressed out human?

Osprey ,

In my opinion, that’s just another benefit.

Alterecho ,

Based

Kase ,

username checks out

Norgur , to memes in We used to be a proper country

Glad you said "one of" the biggest downgrades... because I'd argue your Monarchy and your geopolitical situation got heftier downgrades. Not much heftier than the telephones... but still.

explodicle ,

In both cases, it’s better to be an equal than to be a ruler!

TheBat ,
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Both cases?

explodicle ,

Monarch and empire

OurTragicUniverse , to memes in We used to be a proper country
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Are there even any of those 'newer' BT phoneboxes still around?
Granted I don't go outside much anymore but even a few years ago they were few and far between, with most having the walls, door and phone removed by that point.

ScreamingFirehawk ,
thehatfox , to memes in We used to be a proper country
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There’s not many phone boxes left in the UK of any design now.

I’ve seen a few converted into tiny libraries or art displays.

RQG ,
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The red ones converted to something else I always enjoy. We even have some of them here in Germany now.

pjhenry1216 ,

What did they convert to? I can't tell if this is a joke I just don't understand or what

Sylver ,
bjoern_tantau ,
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These things are awesome. Get some books, put some books back in. Unfortunately someone torched ours a few years ago.

Holzkohlen ,

Some people are shit stains.

Miqo ,

That’s so cool!

rwtwm ,
hungryphrog ,

Buddhism of course.

Johnhones ,

Seen one converted to a defibrillator before too.

igorlogius , to memes in We used to be a proper country
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tardis what happend to you?

GeekFTW ,
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Was about to say, the Doctor wouldn't be having none of either of these.

thehatfox ,
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The TARDIS is a police box, not a regular telephone box. Very few of them survive now.

joneskind , to memes in How about that?
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Wait until the GOP says children need to watch heterosexual cis porn at kindergarten to « un-groom » them from wokeness.

Those bastards have no sense of shame

hungryphrog ,

At this point I wouldn’t be too suprised if they started doing this.

HiddenLayer5 ,

You joke, but the gay/trans conversion “therapy” industry, which people like these no doubt support, is rife with cases of sexual abuse against children and teens. The stories from victims are honestly nauseating.

ToyDork ,
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You know those horror stories about kids being tricked or kidnapped and put in some twisted social experiment? That actually happened. Normally I’d say fuck the rich but in this case it would be in more than just bad taste; in the southern states there was a “school” where rich families were “sending” their kids to. Why? Some were spoiled brats that were making their family name look bad to their rich parents’ rich friends, others were “too soft” and the bastard and bitch who raised them wanted to “toughen them up”.

The place was straight out of something like those edgy novels that teenagers read but, well, real. There was emotional and social manipulation up to and including gas lighting, they drugged the kids to keep them from escaping, and yes, there was rape. If the place had been discovered recently rather than being shut down years ago, I would be demanding some level of legal autonomy for children because it’s gotten to the point where kids can’t trust anyone to protect them from forced confinement and cruelty.

I would know, I was illegally taken from my family at age 10 by government officials and it took my parents two years of fighting in court to get me back. There’s a difference between grounding a kid or preventing them from going to a cherished event because they screwed up, and being cruel because you can get away with it or being homophobic towards someone who depends on you for survival.

Tavarin ,
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See also Joe Vs. Elan School

elan.school

ToyDork ,
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I think that was based on an actual survivor’s experiences, so yeah.

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    Troll-B-Gon™

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  • SCB ,

    What does Her Royal Majesty Cardi B have to do with Republicans being weird as fuck about kids?

    Carighan , to memes in We used to be a proper country
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    Yeah that’s a hard pass from me.

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