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ininewcrow , to memes in Good Idea
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Pockets? I’ve asked my family to have my organs removed and have my body filled with cherry bombs, as well as install more cherry bombs in my limbs and joints before having my remains cremated standing upright on a stage to be viewed by all my friends and acquaintances. As my body burns and the firecrackers go off, my limbs will flail around in a comically random way before the entire body just explodes.

Vigilante ,

A very sane choice my sir/madame.

flashgnash ,

Who needs a crematorium when you can stuff your body with enough explosives to cremate you from the inside

msgraves , to memes in Good Idea

arson :3

mister_monster , to memes in Seggs

Me IRL IRL.

FlyingSquid , to memes in "Cancel Culture"
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Never mind Christians- long before this “cancel culture” bullshit started, Republicans were perfectly happy to censor the Dixie Chicks and basically destroy their careers because they dared to criticize George W. Bush.

I’ve never heard any of them say that was wrong of them, just that cancel culture is the worst thing ever.

7provincien , to memes in "Cancel Culture"

*American Christians.

01011 , (edited )

A lot more than just American xtians. There are countries where people cannot get safe, legal abortions because of the stranglehold that xtians have on the political class. Likewise access to contraceptives and even basic reproductive education within the school system. The Roman Catholic Church has been far more destructive than American xtians.

Haus ,
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You see, it's true: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

All Christians

fxdave , to linux in Tried Arch for the first time | My experience and impressions

Try donating projects you would like to use. If your adobe subscription amount is going to gimp and inkscape, you are buying yourself into the future of freedom. If you buy adobe, you will limit yourself more and more.

hayk OP ,

How much do you think I earn to afford paying for Office or Adobe? :) i’ve never paid for any of those, even though I’ve been using Adobe since CS5.

As for donating: i agree, for now i sometimes help in contributing to the codebase in a bit smaller apps i actually can fix things in.

maniacal_gaff , to memes in Good Idea

Fwd fwd fwd

lemmy_user_838586 , to programmerhumor in Cats and programmers - User Friendly

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  • walter_wiggles ,

    These days this reads as some kind of managerial feel-good comic.

    Orygin ,

    Care to explain why ?
    I didn’t feel a change on my side, but I’m in Europe so maybe it’s different elsewhere?

    the_seven_sins , to linuxmemes in Backdoors
    @the_seven_sins@feddit.de avatar

    Ever wondered why ${insert_proprietary_software_here} takes so long to boot?

    sus ,

    because AbstractTransactionAwarePersistenceManagerFactoryProxyBean needs to spin up 32 electron instances (one for each thread) to ensure scalability and robustness and then WelcomeSolutionStrategyExecutor needs to parse 300 megabytes of javascript to facilitate rendering the “welcome” screen

    Lladra , to memes in "Cancel Culture"

    Burned heretics

    flora_explora , to programmerhumor in Cats and programmers - User Friendly

    The open eyeballs scare me! Looks like hungry worms impersonating humans

    Doods ,

    Worse, they are one eyed monster thingies with hair horns on the back of their heads and mouth looking mustaches!!!

    grrgyle , to memes in Priorities!

    Alright your meme worked.

    picture of monthly Patreon subscription going through

    I already bought Sync, but I’m on lemmy every day, and my instance doesn’t accept donations. May as well pitch in a little bit.

    MigratingtoLemmy , to linux in Tried Arch for the first time | My experience and impressions

    Out of curiosity, how did you piss before?

    Aye, well, the Arch install process is almost like a rite-of-passage in learning more about Linux. Do Gentoo next, and good work!

    hayk OP ,

    Out of curiosity, how did you piss before?

    lying on my back like all normal people

    Do Gentoo next, and good work!

    was planning Nix to understand the whole reproducible build idea, but Gentoo is a good suggestion too! will try that

    MigratingtoLemmy ,

    What is your opinion on gravity?

    hayk OP ,

    A free-falling observer lives in a locally Minkowskian space-time, so feels no such thing. So I like my metric flat.

    Vigilante , to memes in Seggs

    4chan users be like :

    (Also they’re dilusional and don’t look like that)

    umbrella ,
    @umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

    i think channers are pretty well represented by the childish pepe meme

    gwildors_gill_slits , to linux in Tried Arch for the first time | My experience and impressions

    I had the same experience. Despite all the doomsaying online I found the installation and configuration process pretty straightforward thanks to the quality documentation.

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