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WolfhoundRO , to programmerhumor in Early disappointment

… and then you program games and you do the least performant bogosort you can ever think of

Onionizer ,

Export to excel and scroll till you find it

tr00st ,

About 15 years on, I’m still so happy I got good coursework marks for the route-finding equivalent of a bogosort. Picked a bunch of random routes and pick the fastest. Sure, that guy who set up a neural net to figure it out did well, but mine didn’t take days of training, and still did about as well in the same sort of execution time.

jungekatz , to programmerhumor in Ouch

I still feel that building an executible file that builds the code is easier than git actions 😰

jungekatz , to programmerhumor in Early disappointment

My favorite subject!

jungekatz , to programmerhumor in Early disappointment

My favorite subject at engineering school !

FartSmarter , to memes in it's honest work

Well stop doing your part. Stop interacting with Reddit. They are almost certainly doing Place right now just to boost their numbers and you’re falling for it

agilob , to futurama in and you're silver
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You’re all gonna have to learn to die together

azvasKvklenko , to programmerhumor in Ordered a cake with no message.

Well at least it’s not NaN

Sylver , (edited ) to futurama in and you're silver

Stop dying, you cowards!!!

Dxthegod , (edited ) to futurama in and you're silver
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And you’re silver!

khalbrogo , to futurama in the community is alive!

Hypnotoad

GTG3000 , to programmerhumor in Early disappointment

But you can make games that much more interesting if your algorithms are on point.

Otherwise it’s all “well I don’t know why it generated map that’s insane”. Or “well AI has this weird bug but I don’t understand where it’s coming from”.

jared , to programmerhumor in JSchizophrenia
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Kid beer!

PixelAlchemist , to programmerhumor in JSchizophrenia

Can we please not bring the “JS bad” humor here please? That joke is so tired.

rikudou ,

Sorry what? You want to deny them telling one of the 3 jokes they know?

DarkenLM ,

Time to shoot down the other two.

Let the New Age bloom on this new, promising land!

1stTime4MeInMCU ,

Do you think it’s good or are you just tired of hearing about it

PixelAlchemist ,

I mean objectively the language has fundamental problems. I don’t think anybody would fight you on that, but all programming languages have quirks. Modern JS definitely isn’t as bad as the frequency of the joke warrants. And if the demographic of this community is anything like the other site, it’s largely comprised of 1st and 2nd year CS Students who have only ever written in whatever language their curriculum teaches (Python or Java).

regular_human ,
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Sure but have you considered JS bad?

PixelAlchemist ,

Well when you put it that way…

sjm ,

Agreed, it’s incredibly tedious. It also creates a really toxic “oh, we’re real programmers over here, JS devs suck” kinda vibe which can be incredibly unwelcoming especially to newer devs who might be seeking a community.

erogenouswarzone ,
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For real.

I think the “real” programmers are scared because you can now do basically anything in js/ts, and they’re going to have to learn something they’ve always looked down on.

With web assembly coming fast a lot of these people are going to start realizing it would be nice to have a cheaper, js-only developer on hand. Then mgmt is going to realize they can have more developers that aren’t total pains in the ass. And so long “real” programmers.

Then, some day, I think js will be the only language - or something like js.

KSPAtlas , to programmerhumor in JSchizophrenia
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Haskell for babies

tiny_electron , to programmerhumor in No one hates programming languages as much as programmers

“there are 2 types of programming languages: those which are hated and those which are not used” - someone probably

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