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musictechgeek , to memes in Something something The Juniper Tree

Talk about Grim.

MrSnowy ,

(Sighh)

Cyberwitch_7493 , to memes in The US of A
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Israel is an apartheid state and fuck that shit. Instead of “Mowing the Lawn” (aka committing genocide by pushing Palestinians out of their homeland) and bombing schools and refugee camps, maybe try socialist policies that lift everyone up. Fuck fascism and fuck racism.

I realize there’s important nuances I’m overlooking, but I watch enough Democracy Now to know that tiptoeing around or staying silent just gives room for Israel fascists to spread lies based on their feelings, not the truth. This shit’s depressing but fuckin important.

And don’t take my word for it, check my sources!

Democracy Now: “Automated Apartheid”: How Israel Uses Facial Recognition to Track Palestinians & Control Movement Understand that no database of a single ethnic or marginalized group has ever had good consequences in history, remember 1930s Germany?

Democracy Now: From Drone Strikes to Settler Attacks, Israel Intensifies Effort to “Completely Take Over Palestine”

Democracy Now: Under Fire: Report from Jenin Refugee Camp on Israel’s Largest West Bank Attack in 20 Years

Democracy Now: “The Palestine Laboratory”: Antony Loewenstein on How Israel Exports the Technology of Occupation

Jacobin: Israel Created the Refugees in Gaza That They’re Now Bombing

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Wilker , to memes in New set just dropped
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no thanks i’m good

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cake , to memes in Something something The Juniper Tree
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English version: they lived happily ever after German version: they got eaten by animals

Sheeprevenge ,

Well, she doesn’t get eaten. She plays with fire when her parents are out and burns to death. The cats are just mourning her.

In the same book there are some other interesting children stories like the kid who refuses to eat soup and starves to death. Or the kid who sucks on its thumbs until a tailor comes and cuts them off with huge scissors.

cake ,
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Cocomelon in a nutshell

SubArcticTundra ,
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The kid who refuses to eat soup is completely me

NotSpez , to memes in Something something The Juniper Tree

“…Und ze cats feasted on her body for days.”

bennypr0fane ,

You mean on her ashes?

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Gerryflap ,
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That was hard to read, damn. I can read German quite well, but the font basically makes the capital letters a pure gamble to me. I guess this is a lesson to always listen to speaking cats lol.

Edit: Like “Der Vater hat’s verboten”. “Vater” is written more like “Bater” in this font

pau_hana ,

The Wikipedia article includes the whole text. Here is the Deepl translation:

The sad story with the lighter. Paulinchen was alone at home, Her parents were both out. As she jumped through the room With light courage and song, Suddenly she saw in front of her A lighter, nice to look at. “Ei,” she said, “ei, how beautiful and fine! That must be a fine toy. I’ll light a little wood for myself, As my mother often did.”

And Minz and Maunz, the cats, Raise their paws. They threaten with their paws: “The father has forbidden it! Meow! Mio! Meow! Mio! Don’t move! Or you’ll catch fire!”

Paulinchen can’t hear the cats! The little stick is burning brightly and brightly, It flickers merrily, crackles loudly, Just as you see it in the picture. But Pauline is very happy And jumped back and forth in the room.

But Minz and Maunz, the cats, Raise their paws. They threaten with their paws: “The mother has forbidden it! Meow! Mio! Meow! Mio! Throw it away! Or you’ll catch fire!” But woe! The flame seizes the dress, The apron burns; it shines far. The hand burns, the hair burns, Even the whole child burns.

And Minz and Maunz, who scream Pitifully in twos : “Come! Come here! Who will help quickly? The whole child is in the fire! Meow! Mio! Meow! Mio! Help! The child is on fire!”

Everything is completely burned, The poor child with skin and hair; A heap of ashes alone remains And both shoes, so pretty and fine.

And Minz and Maunz, the little ones, They sit there and cry: “Meow! Mio! Meow! Mio! Where are the poor parents? Where?” And their tears flow Like a brook in the meadows

Micromot ,

Calvin and habs also made a youtube short about this story which is quite funny

Onionizer ,

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This kind of font is called Fraktur

SubArcticTundra ,
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Wait then what is Schwabach?

FitchInks ,

Schwabach is a City in Bavaria.

z500 ,
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Schwabacher is another blackletter typeface, like Fraktur.

FitchInks ,

Funny thing: My Steamname is Vulgaris and I use a Fraktur font to display it. Got alot of racist insults from germans, thinking it says Bulgaria.

agressivelyPassive ,

I’m German and even for me it’s hard to read.

This is the slightly more “modern” Version, though.

If you really want to doubt your reading ability, google “Sütterlin”, pure chaos.

Bootheal0179 ,
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It’s one of my favorites

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Raxiel ,

As a kid I remember the phrase “me-au, me-ow, me-au, me-ow, you’ll burn to death if you do so!” Guess this is where it came from.

Diplomjodler , to memes in The US of A

Yeah, that’s totally the only difference between the two parties.

masterairmagic ,

Trump was the first US president in my lifetime that did not start new wars.

yngmnwntr ,

I mean he certainly tried to start a civil war, he’s just so yuge of a failure at everything he does he bungled it.

masterairmagic ,

I don’t care about that. I care about the fact that American soldiers committed fewer murders with Trump as president compared to GWB or Obama as president.

PersnickityPenguin ,

“The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself. When they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families,” Trump said.

The Trump administration’s quiet decision this week to roll back part of an Obama-era transparency rule that mandated reporting of civilian casualties from airstrikes has renewed the stark debate over who dies, and how, in U.S. military action abroad.

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Well its pretty convenient to state that your guy didnt kill anyone if he orders the military and government to stop keeping count, now doesn’t it?

Thats like saying you arent broke because you refuse to look at your bank account and see those overdraft notices.

eochaid ,
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K.

theodewere ,
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he certainly is the coward's man in office

masterairmagic ,

better a coward than a murderer

theodewere ,
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aww that's cute, the coward's creed

masterairmagic ,

is it too much to ask that American’s don’t murder anyone?

theodewere ,
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is that for here or to go, and would you like that as a combo

Yeller_king ,

First one in my lifetime to attempt to overthrow the government.

masterairmagic ,

Your government. I don’t care about that. I care about the fact that for a brief period of 4 years American soldiers committed fewer murders around the world.

Parahsalin ,

There are less US boots on the ground and less drone strikes under Biden than Trump

masterairmagic ,

Which is good. Less murders is better than more murders.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Just ignoring that time he tried to provoke a war with Iran, huh.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Trump assassinated an Iranian general, who was largely responsible for the downfall of ISIS. This almost started a war, but for the fact that Iran shot down their own airliner.

Elivey ,

You have a source for Trump killing fewer people around the world? Because from what I’ve seen, he killed more. The U.N. says that he killed more people in the middle easy than Obama and ordered more airstrikes.

latimes.com/…/trumps-shameful-rules-of-engagement…

dwks ,

Right, someone else drone strike Iran top general

SwampYankee ,
foggy ,

That’s your takeaway?

This would be like watching all of Breaking Bad and saying Walter White was just trying to earn some cash for his family.

Astounding.

masterairmagic ,

i mean it’s a pretty important detail. Not starting wars is good.

foggy ,

Yeah but he didn’t cure cancer. 👎

masterairmagic ,

I didn’t know he was expected to.

foggy ,

Oh, I thought we were judging him on things he didn’t do.

My b.

masterairmagic ,

every American president before Trump in my lifetime started a war.

foggy ,

We did this already.

That’s your takeaway?

This would be like watching all of Breaking Bad and saying Walter White was just trying to earn some cash for his family.

Astounding.

masterairmagic ,

I’m just celebrating the fact that during Trump’s presidency American thugs murdered fewer people than usual.

foggy ,

I’m just celebrating his indictments.

masterairmagic ,

I’m not an American and I could not care less about your petty internal politics. As long as your thugs are not committing mass murder that is.

LittleLordLimerick ,

That’s only because he didn’t have an opportunity, not because he’s some arbiter of peace.

Figureinplastic ,

And…everything else…?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Some wars aren’t started, they’re defended against.

negativeyoda ,

He wanted to bomb shithole countries and kill terrorists’families but was too inept to know how to actually get it through congress. Painting him like a dove of peace is a weird way to interpret how shit played out

Chunk ,

Dude… I hate Trump too but you’re blinded by your own emotions.

SwampYankee ,
sin_free_for_00_days ,

That’s just objectively wrong, but go ahead with the disinformation.

If we consider the Koran War, the Vietnam War, the Gulf War, the war in Afghanistan and the Iraq War, Trump joins Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, John F. Kennedy and Dwight D. Eisenhower in not having officially brought the United States into a new war since 1945. - <a href="">Link</a>reuters.com/…/uk-factcheck-modern-us-presidents-n…

masterairmagic ,

Obama bombed Libya and Syria.

Stop spreading disinformation

Chunk ,

Yeah it’s actually insane that the dude is accusing someone else of spreading misinformation and he’s covering up Syria and Libya. Lmao and people say this community is unbiased…

sin_free_for_00_days ,

LOL, gave you a literal link supporting the statement. Facts don’t matter to some people I guess.

masterairmagic ,

Obama bombing Libya and Syria is not a fact?

sin_free_for_00_days ,

Read the link.

PP_BOY_ ,
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Fwiw, all he said was that Trump was the first president in his lifetime to not start a new war. If he was born in 2016 or after, this would be correct by default. And judging by the quality of their comment, I wouldn’t put it past them

Chunk ,

Obama involved us in Syria and supported the Saudis bombing Yemen.

Clinton got involved in the Balkans.

Reagan funded rebel groups in South America.

Carter… Actually idk anything this far back.

You should listen to Noam Chomsky. He’s very very liberal and has some good criticisms of the US involvement overseas. I don’t agree with everything he says but it’s worth listening to.

TheMightyCanuck ,
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Do you believe the US military had no overseas involvement during the Trump administration?

Chunk ,

Of course they did. Why are you even asking?

PersnickityPenguin ,

Our involvement in Syria was to annihilate ISIS, and was the largest post-WW2 coalition allied against a common enemy. Comsidering that they were about to genocide millions of people amd conquer half the middle east, ill give obama a pass. It would have beat watching LA amd London being actually nuked by terrorists.

pressanykeynow ,

So why is the US still occupying parts of Syria now when ISIS is long gone?

PersnickityPenguin ,

Good question:

“They are trying to prevent any comeback by the Islamic State group, which swept through Iraq and Syria in 2014, taking control of large swaths of territory.”

Per the AP

apnews.com/…/syria-us-troops-drone-attack-6194dca…

They still have tens of thousands of former ISIS members stuck in jail waiting to get out and try it again.

Whirlybird ,

Unless the person you replied to is almost 70 years old, Eisenhower wasn’t president during their lifetime. They’d have to be over 50 for Nixon to have been, 60 for kennedy, 45 for Ford, 42 for Carter.

Reagan, Clinton, and Obama are probably the only ones applicable from your list, and “starting new wars” can be applied to a few of them in terms of the USA becoming infolved, as others have mentioned.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Technically Clinton brought us into conflict in Bosnia and Serbia.

Reagan had a bunch of military interventions in Latin America.

Whirlybird ,

Yep, I was just pointing out that the person I replied to was wrong.

AdmiralShat ,

This implies you know how old they are. They could have been born in 2016

Eleazar ,

He was also the first president to come into office already supporting gay marriage.

masterairmagic ,

likewise I don’t care about America’s internal issues. The part I care about is that he killed fewer people than his predecessors.

AnyProgressIsGood ,

Biden actually pulled us out of Afghanistan. Trump had 4 years and punted. So -1 war count for Biden vs trump almost starting shit with Iran.

Ya want less war. Bidens your guy. It’s like he had a kid that served

Syldon ,
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He literally wanted to bomb Mexico. What planet are you from?

Kaped OP ,

did he though?

Syldon ,
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o well that is ok I suppose. FFS

YassKwiin ,

Most “bipartisan bills” is about giving money to Israel.

pingveno , (edited )

Because much of US politics at the moment is wedge issues. The leadership of both parties agree that Israel has the right to exist, but there’s a split there too. Democrats have started calling out Israel’s excesses with settlers in the West Bank and extremist right wing politics. Meanwhile, Republicans have allied themselves to extremist right wing authoritarian Israel politicians.

YassKwiin ,

The leadership of both parties agrees that the carrot (donor money etc) and the stick (Epstein type blackmail) works on them.

TokyoMonsterTrucker , to memes in New set just dropped

Stop trying to make fetch happen with math.

X is stupid branding and Elon Musk is a stupid, shallow dipshit who should not be allowed to have anywhere near the amount of money and power he possesses.

Stuka , to memes in See?? I'm supporting togetherness

Why is memes a back and forth of vegan vs anti vegan. Make your own damn communities. So damn tiresome to see the same comment thread every day in a different post.

MobileTechGuy OP ,

Right?! This was just a low-effort repost to get some laughs. It actually ended up making me laugh hard today with how ridiculous it’s gotten.

skycat , to memes in You truly have nothing to hide, don't you

I don’t want you to know where I hide my shit

bleph , to memes in You truly have nothing to hide, don't you

I, for one, welcome our new toilet-watching overlords

Gork , to memes in Ad blockers are a must

Or you could use a browser that’s so old that the ads don’t even load correctly.

Like un-patched IE 6.

Rodeo ,

Just turn off JavaScript. That breaks web viewing very effectively.

anolemmi , to memes in Pleasing everyone
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I’ve never seen a more succinct comparison of cats and dogs.

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in Look guys! There's a Lemmy version of r/place happening!
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Why so many pony?

SubArcticTundra OP ,
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What’s what I’m asking too

PersnickityPenguin ,

Always room for one more pony

phantomc137 ,

idk ,but i think it’s because of programmers are mostly furrys

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