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xuxebiko , to cat in Cat-holicism

"Why is my human slave not moving my stuff to different rooms according to my set schedule? Why do I, a god, have to do it myself? Bastet, take note of this great insubordination! "

d4rknusw1ld ,
@d4rknusw1ld@artemis.camp avatar

Churlish!

dandroid ,

I have a friend who is a college professor. He said that he has on more than one occasion called his class churlish.

southbayrideshare ,

The screaming could also mean:

“I have been up all night watching these babies and I am exhausted! Not one of them was hungry! I need some me time with my face in the catnip plant. Someone watch them while I’m passed out… and no more catnip for the babies! They all still smell like catnip from the last time you looked after them.”

Ingiald , to lemmyshitpost in Bear in area

Caution angry bears in your area

BluJay320 , to cat in Cat-holicism
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m not religious… But this may change my mind……

feedum_sneedson , to cat in Cat-holicism

hehe screaming

FaizalR , to cat in Cat-holicism
@FaizalR@kbin.social avatar

@Facelikeapotato horniness makes the cat goes weird.

ladicius , to cat in Cat-holicism

She wants to have babies. Cat mothers carry their offspring around.

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut ,
@BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

In a “I’m horny” way or in a “I’m suffering” way?

Hank ,

Is there a difference?

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Probably in more of a “Everything I’m evolved for tells me that I should have babies but I don’t” way.

where_am_i ,

Probably her motherly instincts just kick in. So toys are babies. The cat is probably sterilized.

GentlemanLoser ,

I have a male cat that loves to sing when he’s got a toy in his mouth

felixwhynot ,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

Same here. Our tabby (boy) will fetch his mouse and yell/squeak about it. We think he thinks he sounds fierce.

Rob , to lemmyshitpost in Bear in area

You should’ve acted. He’s already here.

iltoroargento , to cat in Cat-holicism
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I hear that. Cat works in mysterious ways.

Notnotmike , to gaming in The Battle for Middle Earth - Patch 2.22 Launcher now supports BFME 1, BFME 2, and RotWK!
@Notnotmike@beehaw.org avatar

Here’s the GitHub which links to ModDb

github.com/Ravo92/Patch-2.22-Launcher

finickydesert , to memes in Every freakin' time
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

You should look into figuring out how to regulate that digestive system you got there bud

Shortstack , to memes in Every freakin' time

Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Loperamide (generic)

resin85 ,

If the poop is crowning, I’m thinking the only way Imodium is gonna help is if you take it anally

chocobo13z , to memes in Also, the brewery smells like vomit.

I can afford Bud if I want it, but you can’t put a price on a lifetime ban from the ranch

PapaStevesy , to memes in Every freakin' time

This format doesn’t make sense for this joke imo. The poop is trying to kill me with a traffic jam?

Kotton OP ,
@Kotton@lemmy.ml avatar

Hmm. Maybe, but have you ever been stuck on the road with like 3 spicy McChicken and a filet o fish in your stomach? Maybe some taco bell in the mix

kucing ,

Damn. I love spicy mcd (in my country they are really hot & spicy) but eating one drumstick is enough for me to not eat it for the next couple of months.

thorbot ,

No

millionsofplayers ,

Yeah

johnthedoe ,

Should be something like Fart Me in a traffic jam

Poop about to come out

take_five_seconds , to memes in Every freakin' time
@take_five_seconds@hexbear.net avatar

i always try to poop at work, might as well get paid for it shrug-outta-hecks

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

WarmSoda , to memes in Every freakin' time

When you finally sit down, got comfortable, and then start smoking a menthol.

Kotton OP ,
@Kotton@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol

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