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HipsterTenZero , to patientgamers in They might do a remake so it's time to buy Oblivion on PC in case it becomes unavailable
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

A remake of oblivion, hm? I’d take it, if only to see the modding community for that game revived.

June , to memes in He is a broken man

I hate flamingos. This is relevant because my partner saw this exact post and decided to buy 200 tiny silicone flamingos and have everyone at my birthday party this year hide them all around my house.

This was in March and I’m still finding them 😂

grue ,

Thanks, you’ve reminded me that I’ve been meaning to buy some pink flamingo lawn ornaments for my mid-century house.

mosiacmango ,

Googly eyes are also great fun if you want revenge.

Nothing like pulling out a can of beans from the pantry and having it just goofy eyeballing you.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy , to memes in me irl

i worked in tech support and we were told off for eating crisps (chips for the americans) while on the phone to clients.

i will help resolve your tech issues with my dorito fingers

pineapplelover ,

Related IT Crowd scene

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

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csolisr , to memes in Based on a true story

The sad thing about having to live with your parents in this economy, is that I can’t possibly take a proper vacation day. If I did, my mom would most certainly use it to get me to do some extra chores. Even if I went to a hotel, half of the time would be spent unpacking and the other half repacking.

average_internet_enjoyer ,

Why is this just so true 😭😭 Like I just want to enjoy a day, not stress myself again with useless things that led me to enjoy this day

JusticeForPorygon , to memes in Based on a true story
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I was excited for my birthday because I was gonna finally take the time to finish cleaning/rearranging my bedroom, since I gutted the room and then got sidetracked for two weeks.

Woke up today with some of the worst back pain I’ve ever had. I think I must’ve strained a muscle or something in my sleep, but it hurts to move.

TheKarion , to memes in Tell me when I am telling lies

That’s not funny

balderdash9 , to memes in me irl
ReCursing , to memes in me irl
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

Hey, do the world a favour my dude: punch your boss right in the kisser

Subject6051 ,

I mean, there are better ways to get into prison you know

Rooty , to memes in conservative physics

TIL fire is a slippery slope to mental ilness.

holycrap , to memes in me irl

MERICA!

pc_admin ,

America was built on a pile of dead children.

AnonymousBaba ,

and old people , man and women

Evilsandwichman ,

And since America hates to break with tradition, we go on to relive the experience in poor countries that can’t fight back, and then we cry about how the troops were the real victims.

magnetosphere , to memes in conservative physics
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

The universe is much, much more complex than we can comprehend. As humanity learns more, the old categories and frameworks we use to try and organize and understand things will break down.

This is not a bad thing. It is a sign of progress.

db2 , to memes in me irl

Time to find employment that doesn’t involve being a soul-sucking leech on society.

pc_admin ,

What? You don’t like the free market?

db2 ,

If what we’ve seen is actually the free market, then no.

BobKerman3999 ,

Yes that’s the free market: all the big players make a cartel and fuck everyone else.

cooopsspace ,

The free market is one idea, but how about legislation to force insurance companies to pay out for illnesses that natural born human beings get and stop screwing Americans.

pc_admin ,

But then it wouldn’t be a free market, what are you some kind of commie?!

cooopsspace ,

The free market is supposed to be about competition, that’s why basically every industry in the US is made up of 3-5 mega corps that collude together to fuck Americans.

Insurance industry is like a 500m sprint where every runner has agreed to only walk. Hence nobody has better service, no innovation, costs are high and customers lose out.

jackoneill ,

Right? If you work for insurance you are the problem

blindbunny ,

Yeah because a comrade starving is really gonna show those capitalist.

jackoneill ,

If you can’t get a job that actually helps society then you can get the fuck out of it

blindbunny ,

This is not meant to be dismissive but this maybe the best paying job for ops area/experience. They may not have the means to get a better job. While I understand the need to actually contribute to society. Starving to achieve that isn’t going to help anyone.

db2 ,

You’re describing an industry that exists to employ people desperate enough to abuse other people like it’s a good thing.

blindbunny ,

I never described the industry in anyway. But if that’s what you read, ok.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Damn bro you mean people need money to survive???

You mean because money reigns above all people who have none will take jobs they normally wouldn’t because they’re fucking starving???

Almost like we should take care of the poor so they won’t have to take these parasitic jobs (which are created by parasitic people at the top not the bottom) and can survive???

Take your “altruistic” bullshit somewhere where people can survive comfortably on the bare minimum.

And since those places barely exist outside of small areas I would say please hold your breath. That way at least a piece of shit dies instead of someone who performed the crime of being born poor

db2 ,

I’d starve before harming others like that, and on more than one occasion in life I’ve opted the course that was more damaging to myself because of that reason. Pity you’re too selfish to say the same. I’m going to go ahead and block you though because you’ve shown me clearly that I don’t want to read anything you have to say, so thanks for that at least. Good luck with figuring out how not to be human garbage.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Cheers loser. Hope you enjoy your little bubble!

Can’t wait till it’s popped and you’re left scrambling for food scraps.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Found the guy who’s never not had options

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Found the guy who never made a meaningful sacrifice for what he believed in ever

10EXP ,
@10EXP@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s one thing to ask someone to make a sacrifice for a cause, it’s another to tell someone to starve themselves, and potentially their family, to death if they are completely unable to get a job which doesn’t require them to work for someone who is a leech on society. At least attempt to understand the context.

AdlachGyfiawn ,
@AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Most jobs do nothing to actually help society. Our society is not designed towards the benefit of the many but towards the generation of capital. Those sometimes overlap, but usually they don’t.

elvis_depresley , to memes in me irl

so specific. probably happened

Thcgrasscity ,
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

Seems like a home made slice of reality, maybe even a selfie from the moment they thought to make a meme.

hoshikarakitaridia ,

propublica.org/…/cigna-pxdx-medical-health-insura…

Considering this article talks about automed denial without a case review by doctors, most definitely.

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you for posting this. This tactic isn’t new. It’s been a common practice for decades. Bury the customer under paperwork and rejections hoping they give up.

jasondj ,

I used to work insurance claims support for a major national pharmacy chain.

I’ve gotten this call, several times.

Transcendant , to memes in Based on a true story

While it’s easy for me to say, in this case you contributed to your stress levels. I’m not a buddhist but I found a lot of the teachings helpful, combined with an audiobook from Derren Brown called ‘Happy’… in this situation the best move would be to assess what can be changed (activity, location) and what cannot be changed (the weather, if the fish are biting, mosquitos).

It’s a bit of a grim idea to come to terms with, but acceptance that many aspects of life happen to us with no control is oddly freeing. Anyway I’ll fuck off now with my advice. You might hate it and I can’t control that!

average_internet_enjoyer ,

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  • Transcendant ,

    I could, or I couldn’t. Imagine if everyone just kept their thoughts to themselves, lemmy wouldn’t work at all.

    arcrust , to memes in He is a broken man

    When I was in the navy I went to a barcade and decided to buy around 1000 little army men. I managed to hide about 200 of them and I still have buddies telling me they found another.

    SomeAmateur , (edited )

    c/greendawn is for you!

    I heard that on one ship army men were considered good luck, guarding places and keeping the gremlins out of the engines and other important systems. A new officer thought it was silly and told them to take them all down, but he changed his mind after the ship became plagued with a bunch of issues for weeks on end.

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