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DakRalter , to ukcasual in Waiting for the daily chat thread to go up like...
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I’m trying to get my workplace unionised, but I have this one colleague who keeps insisting that Unite has shareholders and the biggest shareholder is Blackrock and Vanguard and it’s all a plot. I was like ??? Unions have shareholders now?

So I did a bit of sleuthing and it seems he came across a website about a private real estate company that’s also called Unite who does indeed have shares owned by Blackrock and Vanguard.

I’m not going mad, am I? Unions don’t have investors and shareholders. He really did conflate this separate company with the union? I just need to put his conspiracy theory to bed so I can try to get our place unionised.

LillianVS , to ukcasual in Waiting for the daily chat thread to go up like...
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I think my kettle is busted… It keeps boiling and doesn’t stop.

Time to get a new one. ☹️

DakRalter ,
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That reminds me of the time I left the kettle with the lid open in my room to humidify it a bit. I forgot I’d switched it on, went to have a shower, and came back to find it had boiled dry, my room was full of steam so thick you couldn’t see through it, and the wallpaper had started to bubble and almost strip off.

dedido , to ukcasual in Waiting for the daily chat thread to go up like...

Forgot to add a veg to dinner, but saved the potential nutritional disaster by adding tomato sauce to my fish'n'chips.

TeaHands OP ,
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That doesn’t count, everyone knows tomato is a fruit! Although, potato, hmm you’ve got me there.

The_Mike_Drop , to ukcasual in Waiting for the daily chat thread to go up like...

It was my turn at works music player and its the worst feeling ever. I put a Neil Young record on (On The Beach) and pretended to go back to work but secretly I’m just waiting for it / me to be judged. I should have just put the 1993 Mr. Blobby single on repeat.

TeaHands OP ,
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There’s no pressure quite like it, is there 😅

TinaGurner ,

Fuck em. Neil Young is a solid choice.

dedido ,

Old Man, take a look at your life!

Assassin4 , to ukcasual in Waiting for the daily chat thread to go up like...

I’m at the start of 2 weeks off with the in laws visiting from Europe. I don’t talk their language and whilst they do speak some English they tend to speak to my partner in the home language. So finding myself here on lemmy a bit more than usual.

TeaHands OP ,
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Ooh no that is giving me socially awkward palpitations. I bet your partner has mastered the skill of diplomatic translation, though.

Assassin4 ,

Well she’s trying! They are full on for her, and she feels guilty for me. I keep telling her not to worry, it’s not her fault. I am the breakfast chef (England so it’s English breakfast) and I’ll take them all out for the day now

TinaGurner ,

I have this to look forward to in a few weeks. My wife’s friend is coming to stay for two weeks and she speaks zero English. I do speak a bit of their language, but only to a low intermediate level, so it’s going to be tough.

dedido ,

Communicate through the universal language of interpretive dance.

Oneeightnine , to ukcasual in Waiting for the daily chat thread to go up like...
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We’re going on our first holiday as a family of four today. Both my kids have come down with colds in the last few days and then last night, at the worst possible moment it was revealed that our daughter has a recurrence of the Pinworm she had a few weeks ago. I spent my night on her floor, she spent the night itching and crying.

So yeah. We’re all going on a summer holiday…

TeaHands OP ,
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Nightmare! I remember finding out about pinworm as a kid and then living in absolute fear of it for about a year. Thankfully never happened.

Hope everyone is feeling better soon. And hey, at least you’re all getting to spend time together, plus it’ll be a fun story to roast the kids with when they’re older.

Cevilia , (edited ) to ukcasual in Waiting for the daily chat thread to go up like...
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I’ve been rewatching Vic Reeves Big Night Out on All4. Presumably because I hate my sanity and want to confuse myself? /joke

rubikcuber ,
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You wouldn’t let it lie

Cevilia ,
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I would’ve let it lie!

rubikcuber ,
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But you didn’t let it lie!

Cevilia ,
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But I would’ve let it lie, Vic!

TeaHands OP ,
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Oh wow that’s a blast from the past!

dedido ,
BeezKnuts , to lemmyshitpost in Actual picture of /u/spaz after chat gpt bots were found making pro-reddit comments in /r/programming
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What’s it like over there on Reddit now? Has it changed at all in the last few days?

Perfide ,

dndmemes is full of goblin porn now. That’s about it

cantstopthesignal OP ,

Wow that sucks, brb tho

Leoimirmir , to lemmyshitpost in shitpost

*must not have cock

Dschingis_Pelikan , to lemmyshitpost in shitpost

You should donate Blood

GatoB OP ,

I will donate yours

/s

daanzel , to lemmyshitpost in shitpost

Calamari

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