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herrvogel , to memes in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?

How does Spotify belong there lmao?

AI_toothbrush , to memes in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?

You take away my spotify i take away your kidney.

bigmonkey , to memes in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?
@bigmonkey@hexbear.net avatar

Pepto bismol

Impulsivedoorholder , to memes in Who's hungry?

One of these a day keeps the doctor away… But keep the coroner on speed dial.

Somsphet , to memes in Who's hungry?
ndsvw , to memes in Or just put me in a box and ship as freight
@ndsvw@feddit.de avatar

In more developed countries, the ambulance is free BTW…

Gork OP ,

Cries in American 💧🦅

MrGerrit , to lemmyshitpost in This bridge has a good win rate

If my navigation system says this is the way I must travel, I will follow it blindly.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

I seriously doubt those truck drivers need a navigation system. The mobile home owners, maybe.

ChickenLadyLovesLife , to cat in Domino's favorite spot

This was my cat’s favorite spot. Unfortunately, my bathroom sink had a flip-up lever faucet and no overflow drain, so one night I woke up to find my carpet completely soaked with water. He had gotten up and inadvertently (maybe) flipped up the lever while also pushing the drain plug down into place.

TBF he had woken me up by jumping up on my chest and batting me in the face, so clearly he sensed that something was wrong with all that water.

megsmagik ,

The opposite of dogs that when they make a mess they sit quietly with the “I didn’t do it” look on their face

transientDCer , to lemmyshitpost in Want a bite to eat, little buddy?

This is hilarious. Love the way the little guy calculated his attack.

Akasazh , to lemmyshitpost in Check the facts
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Don’t tell the republicans, they might nominate him for president…

some_designer_dude ,

Jonathan would draw yuge crowds.

GuyFi , to lemmyshitpost in Shred it

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT AMGONNABFIGIENAV inchorenent singing

mutter9355 , to lemmyshitpost in Shred it

Anyway here’s wonderwall

captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Shred it
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Okay this is funny. I really like this one.

GlenRambo , to funny in Fatman

… Why not do that on the thirsty looking lawn in the background 🤔.

FatherGascown , to cat in I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday.

To the cat: awwwwww To the manager asking: you can choke on a bag of shit-flavoured dicks.

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