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JusticeForPorygon , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Walking in a bouncy house be like
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Tp anyone curious: Tacoma Narrows Bridge

Around me I could hear concrete cracking. I started back to the car to get the dog, but was thrown before I could reach it. The car itself began to slide from side to side on the roadway. I decided the bridge was breaking up and my only hope was to get back to shore. On hands and knees most of the time, I crawled 500 yards [1,500 ft; 460 m] or more to the towers … My breath was coming in gasps; my knees were raw and bleeding, my hands bruised and swollen from gripping the concrete curb … Towards the last, I risked rising to my feet and running a few yards at a time … Safely back at the toll plaza, I saw the bridge in its final collapse and saw my car plunge into the Narrows.

-Leonard Coatsworth, the last person to drive on the bridge and the owner of the car featured in the video.

There was a dog in the car when the bridge collapsed.

Pyro ,

Poor dog

Gork OP ,

Wait why didn’t the owner leave the door open so his dog could get out?

deegeese ,

I’m guessing he didn’t expect the bridge to come down, and letting your dog run loose on a highway is generally a bad idea.

JusticeForPorygon ,
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What sucks is that he didn’t just run off, he tried to get the dog out but couldn’t get back to the car

Treczoks , to lemmyshitpost in Walking in a bouncy house be like

The most expensive training video for structural engineering.

ZombiFrancis , to lemmyshitpost in Walking in a bouncy house be like

That bridge is now a habitat for a Pacific octopus, and there are now two bridges on that location.

Grew up (almost) in view of the Narrows.

RogueBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Please tell me it's not just me

It’s like watching a furry roleplay without the suit wtf

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream

I’m genuinely surprised the ingredients don’t include snake oil.

nxdefiant ,

I agree, there’s no way you’re getting real butterfly tightness enhancement without genuine snake oil.

dual_sport_dork , to lemmyshitpost in Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Usage instructions: “Apply to buttocks, but do not apply to buttocks?”

Sibbo , to lemmyshitpost in Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream

create a beautiful.

OsaErisXero , to lemmyshitpost in Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream

Fun fact, they make the same thing in a slightly different formulation for boobs too.

devilish666 , to lemmyshitpost in Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream

So…if i used that cream for my balls it will smooth the wrinkles right ? right ??

ConditionOverload , to lemmyshitpost in Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream
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Missed a beautiful chance to name it, “Buttocream”.

SerotoninSwells , to lemmyshitpost in Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream
@SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world avatar

… enhances the tightening of the butterfly and the meat

Excuse me, what?

ThrowawaySobriquet , to lemmyshitpost in Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream

reads the label

Huh. Says here you shouldn’t have

chemical_cutthroat , to programmer_humor in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.
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ThomThumb:

@anarchywoofwoof I found some documentation that answers your question: www.deadlink.com/dontevenclick

anarchywoofwoof:

@ThomThumb Thanks, that’s exactly what I needed, so glad to have the answer to my problem. I’ll leave this up for anyone that has the same issue.

retrolasered ,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

Must … Click

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

Nolonger works with current api check out www.deadlink.com/dontevenclick#migrate for how to update

Redkey ,

Thr34dN3cr0 wrote (14:12 5/17/2019):

Does anyone have a way to fix this in the latest version? I’ve been looking all day but none of the answers I’ve found work.

Thr34dN3cr0 wrote (14:48 5/17/2019):

nvm figured it out.

elxeno ,

dead link

tkk13909 , to programmer_humor in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Wait a second… Is that a Mastodon screenshot on a Tumblr blog?!?

arandomthought ,

Quick! Screenshot it here and post it on Facebook! The cycle must continue!

jerrythegenius ,
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I’m not on facebook, so I took a screenshot and put it on discord

sukhmel ,

Satan saying: I just wanted to say I’m a huge fan

BurningTurtle ,
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time to put it on matrix

jerrythegenius ,
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Your turn!

BurningTurtle ,
@BurningTurtle@programming.dev avatar

Give me a screenshot of you putting it on Discord, and I will.

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Sure

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2dfdcc2c-9219-4214-94ff-05f2718a715b.png

jerrythegenius , (edited )
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I’ll need photographic evidence of you putting it on matrix

BurningTurtle ,
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https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/88171e74-8a86-4e65-8894-9e783f278691.png

jerrythegenius ,
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Now it’s back on tumblr!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8e6a10f6-daa2-4bca-b25b-d3a725ed2366.png

arandomthought , to programmer_humor in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

I am not 100% convinced that this is satire…
Gumbies isn’t real… Right?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I’d say God isn’t that cruel, but

peak_dunning_krueger ,

Gumbies isn’t real, but if you can explain to me how CI/CL or github actions work using only their documentation I’m going to proverbially eat a hat.

sukhmel ,

using only their documentation

Wdym, are you expecting me to explain something using nothing at all‽

This is really very relatable, some projects lack both clarity and documentation, and trying to make sense of internals from the examples is a mess of a process

arandomthought ,

Funny you should mention GitHub actions. It’s exactly one of those tools where I was like “this seems cool. I would like to use it, but I don’t even know what for…” and then when I tried to look into it some more I was just more confused than before.

Bennieboj ,

Example: update a discussion based on a markdown file.

github.com/…/update-discussion-from-readme.yml

pory ,
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Gw2 jumpscare

tkk13909 ,

Wdym? Gumbies is a must-have for any competent Summit developer these days!

amio ,

Give some JS dev about fifteen minutes

mindbleach ,

“That was our codebase yesterday.”

Malix ,
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www.gumbies.co.uk it’s real all right.

aniki ,

Are… are these tacti-cool… slippers??

ordered.

arandomthought ,

Okay at least I know what to do with those.

Malix ,
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because this is the internet, I’m not exactly sure what you mean with that… and frankly I’m scared to ask.

arandomthought ,

I mean I was just going to put them on my feet… That’s what they’re for, right? RIGHT?!
Oh god, now I don’t know either…
Nothing is certain!
Reality is starting to crumble!!!

Malix ,
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no, you must copulate with the shoes, do it. DO IT NOW.

Otherwise there… is definitely a tomorrow. But… you know, you do you.

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