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Zellith , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

Fuck Charles. (when he is better)

Mr_Blott ,

You’d better go easy, and use lots of lube

BlahajChompies , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

It was in the breaking news section of SVT, the Swedish public broadcaster. But they love their monarchy news…

UKFilmNerd , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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I saw the headlines on the Six O’Clock News. People get ill and need treatment, it’s hardly a shocker.

captainlezbian , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

Just imagine having to inform your entire country about what is in your ass

SlapnutsGT , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

I’m in the US and got the same notification this morning through CNN. Guess we’re into butt stuff over here also

Chriswild ,

CNN is butt so you wanted the butt stuff.

Hikermick ,

In the US the big news is about Lloyd Austin NOT telling us about what’s going on up his butt

ColeSloth , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

TIL prostate surgery will cause men to have a short period.

artichokecustard ,

my dad had a prostate biopsy and he did have a bit of bleeding afterwards…

Fudoshin ,
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Can we all talk less about bleeding prostates, please?

Aux ,

NO!

gerbler , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

For a split second I thought this was an amber alert or something and I was genuinely impressed at it’s misuse.

Fudoshin ,
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Do we have amber alerts in the UK?

echodot ,

The technology exists but they never seem to use it to do that.

So far they’ve only ever done a test, which didn’t exactly work brilliantly, and then never done anything else with it. Although in fairness I don’t know if there’s been any opportunities that would require it since the test.

Bishma , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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If it makes you feel better, it’s closer to being an old man’s g-spot. The bum is just the door.

Fudoshin ,
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The p-spot.

Lemmygradwontallowme , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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Aye I can imagine that, though yer monarch still rules our kin…

That bein’ said, it’d be quality content…

spacecowboy , to cat in Furball

Little cotton ball of love 😍

shalva97 , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

that’s some important news

Fudoshin , to memes in Gomu Gomu No Pistol!
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Is “gomu gomu” some One Piece thing?

Tweak OP ,

Yarp.

Lifebandit666 , to ukcasual in Just the thing for lunch on a freezing Friday

Banana porridge made with banana milkshake instead of milk, with added banana slices

CMDR_Horn ,
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I know what I’ll add to my bananas…more bananas

Risk ,

That’s bananas.

sleen , to ukcasual in Just the thing for lunch on a freezing Friday

You got me craving for a custard 😋

thegiddystitcher ,
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Same, I’d skip the bananas though. Just slurp the custard straight from the carton like the animal I am.

GreatBlueHeron ,

As an Australian who moved to Canada - I’m jealous! I can’t buy cartons of custard here - I have to buy custard powder in the international section at the grocery store and make my own!

thegiddystitcher ,
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That is definitely the sort of thing people should be warned about before moving there 😬

Codandchips ,
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Mmmm…licking the inside of the carton

Sabre363 , to ukcasual in Just the thing for lunch on a freezing Friday

And y’all wonder why we make fun of you for your food choices in the UK

ivanafterall ,
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At least it's not beans. Baby steps. Rome wasn't built in a day.

mazigoth ,

but was it built on beans?

ivanafterall ,
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I suppose they could be hidden under the custard.

Codandchips ,
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Don’t wonder, just savour that bananary custard warmth

prettybunnys ,

I just got done shoveling my driveway, and my neighbors, here in the USA and that shit looks amazing rn.

Imagine that with a cup of hot chocolate my dude

ThePowerOfGeek ,
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Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

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