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scrubbles , to technology in Colombian president slams police purchase of Pegasus spyware
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

slams. Thank God he did, I was worried he only talked about it.

PotentiallyApricots ,

You have articulated exactly how I feel whenever I see that word in a headline haha.

SplashJackson ,

Don’t forget “calls for”, that’s a good one to use when you want to look progressive without actually using your clout to induce change

tardigrada , to technology in Colombian president slams police purchase of Pegasus spyware

Seems Israel and China are competing to sell their spyware to world.

xnx ,

What spyware company is based in China?

0x815 ,

Does China have a tech company which does NOT develop spyware?

tardigrada ,

This is a rhetorical question, right?

xnx ,

So you don’t mean actual spyware you mean the type of stuff Google does? Why didn’t you mention the US too?

ChillCapybara , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia

A lone sturdy choad Proudly stands on my car hood Happy to see me?

Lightsong , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia

Nice touch with the veins.

billwashere , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia

I read this as “show penises in Russia” and all I could think about was George Costanza and shrinkage.

HootinNHollerin ,
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

It is cold in russia

Burninator05 , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia

…and to send him pictures of the penises so municipal workers could be dispatched to fell them.

All right guys. This is what we’ve been waiting for. Someone is litterally asking for dick pics. Hopefully they have enough workers.

FlyingSquid , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“Law enforcement probably needs to get to work,” Vice-Mayor Alexey Bubnov told local news outlet It’s My City on Friday. “If they insult someone, it’s probably an administrative offense. Involve law enforcement and demolish it. This is a provocation, and we need to fight these people.”

What a dick.

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine getting locked up over a snow dick

watson387 , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Story on Big News Network XD

pixelscience , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia

Could they not have just kicked it over instead of bringing a giant ass excavator?

HootinNHollerin , (edited )
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

They’re worried that would be gay for sure… Straight to Ukraine

bradorsomething , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia

An unknown number of hardened criminals are still at large.

TinyPizza , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Say what you want, this is why they'll win the war.
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Kase , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia

hell yeah, this is the kind of news I like to see

TastehWaffleZ , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia

Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon

1bluepixel , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia
@1bluepixel@lemmy.world avatar

“Battle not with penises lest you become a penis.”

TokenBoomer , to news in Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia

If the snow penises last for 4 or more hours, consult a doctor.

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