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autotldr Bot , to world in Egypt angry as Ethiopia fills Nile dam reservoir amid water row

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Egypt has voiced anger after Ethiopia announced it had filled the reservoir at a highly controversial hydroelectric dam on the Blue Nile river.

“It is with great pleasure that I announce the successful completion of the fourth and final filling of the Renaissance Dam,” Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed said on X, formerly Twitter.

The plan is to generate more than 6,000 MW at the dam, which is about 30km (19 miles) from Ethiopia’s border with Sudan.

Egypt and Sudan argue that common rules for the operation of Gerd must be agreed, fearing that energy-hungry Ethiopia may exacerbate their existing water shortages.

Sudan - currently mired in fighting between rival armies - did not immediately react to Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed’s announcement on Sunday.

“Ethiopia’s unilateral measures are considered a disregard for the interests and rights of the downstream countries and their water security, as guaranteed by principles of international law.”


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Rusticus , to news in Senator Tuberville: No truce over military blockade on abortion

This is where we are: military leaders claim it’s a security risk. The senator (who has no military experience) doesn’t care. Ironic that I am typing this on 9/11.

rustyfish , to world in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss
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Well someone took his sweet fucking time.

autotldr Bot , to news in All Wilko shops to shut with 12,500 jobs likely to go

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Click here to see the summaryThe billionaire owner of HMV, Doug Putman, hoped to keep up to 300 Wilko shops open, but his bid failed as rising costs complicated the deal. A rescue bid put forward by Canadian entrepreneur Doug Putman was hampered by the costs and difficulties thrown up by the need to overhaul Wilko’s supply chains. Mr Putman said he had worked with administrators and suppliers over several weeks to seek a viable way to rescue the business and the failed bid was “a great disappointment”. Nadine Houghton, national officer at the GMB union, said: "Wilko was far more than a brand, a retailer or the products it sold, it was the thousands of loyal team members now facing an uncertain future. Wilko had already borrowed millions from restructuring specialist Hilco, cut jobs and rejigged its leadership team and sold off a distribution centre as it struggled with rising costs and keeping shops fully stocked. If you are reading this page and can’t see the form you will need to visit the mobile version of the BBC website to submit your question or comment or you can email us at [email protected]. — Saved 79% of original text.

jayrhacker , to nottheonion in 'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class
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Satanic Panic 2023 Edition…

CorrodedCranium , to nottheonion in 'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class
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“They’re [students] laying down with blankets over them, their eyes are closed. It’s very dark in there. I just had candles and little tea lights lit the whole room, and I was just walking around playing my drum. I had a nice floaty top on with large bell sleeves,” she said.

“A couple with some dogs just came up to the window and were having a look in, but they walked off really quickly and I didn’t think anything of it.”

Some real Karen energy there.

burgersc12 ,

Everyone inside is dead! I could tell because they had blankets!!

CorrodedCranium ,
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“They had drinks! Could it be Kool Aid?”

Carighan , to nottheonion in 'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class
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Story was already reported by another outlet here.

stopthatgirl7 , to news in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss
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GOOD.

HappyMeatbag , to news in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss
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I would have actually preferred to see him get fired and leave the office in furious humiliation. This is good too, though!

jarfil ,

He’s also getting sued, this isn’t over yet. The guys who supported him, and those who still do, are also pending getting dealt with.

Sharpiemarker , to news in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss

Hell yes!

bookmeat , to world in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss

He should have been fucking FIRED.

Deceptichum ,
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He should have been fucking GAOLED.

mack7400 ,

Commentator: “GAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!”

mack7400 ,

Well, I’m sure he appreciates that this was consensual.

V4ty6BybVXjr , to news in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss

Good, arrogant and slimy and powerful. He had a lot of support, but I’m glad it wasn’t enough. I’m still shocked how long he was able to drag this all out.

LucyLastic ,

Agreed on all counts … that said, his first “I’m not going to resign” speach got resounding applause, so I’m sure he had a lot of behind-the-scenes support to stay as long as he did.

Hopefully whoever gets his job will be both better and able to cut out more of the rot.

(I live in Spain, I’ve been royally pissed off at how the players have been treated)

jarfil ,

Based on some of the footage showing the whole audience, he got less than half the people applauding… they just were the most influential, and cameras focused on them.

There is also the behind-the-scenes hint, that the day before, he was telling people he was going to resign, which seems to have turned out to be a ploy to get enough people into the meeting to have quorum.

Hopefully that means it won’t be that hard to make some overdue changes.

(…unless some-party-I-wont-name gets to form a government and decides that his is the right case for an amnesty /s)

(no, but seriously, how does VOX still defend this guy?)

LucyLastic ,

Thanks for adding some context, I missed out on that!

As for Vox, they’ll keep defending him because they always look for the worst possible opinion to have and then jump on that … because unfortunately there’s enough people out there with the same shitty views who will then want to vote for them even harder.

I’m crossing all my fingers for a not-PP government.

coldv , to world in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss

That really took longer than it should’ve. I would love to be a fly on the wall of the conversation that finally convinced/force him to resign.

Deceptichum ,
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“Do it”

“No!”

“Do it!”

“No!”

“My friends cousins nephews former roommate will hook you up with a cushy job in a few weeks once this has blown over”

“I’m stepping down”

Magzmak , to world in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss

I bet after they offered him a juicey severance package he was like… well ok.

ANIMATEK , to world in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss

Fuck. Him.

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