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ickplant OP , 2 months ago

This is simply adorable.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

That’s true but they usually spoof some person I don’t know. So if I google it and it’s some Betty from East Bumfuck, I know not to pick up. Now, if they spoofed someone I know, that’s different.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

Thanks, I feel so much better now.

ickplant , 2 months ago

Perfect candidate for !blurrypicturesofdogs

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

Blue Ribbon Corn Dogs in Downtown Disney district, CA. But I’m sure that’s not the only place.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

It’s a stand in downtown Disney district, which is not the park itself, it’s all the shops and restaurants from which the shuttles depart. So it’s not as crowded, but still as expensive.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

Blue Ribbon Corn Dogs in Downtown Disney district, CA.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

Ohio-valley style pizza

Had to look that up. Wow, that’s just sad.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

What I want to do is take all the people in the comments who say they want this and ones who are disgusted by this - and then put them on a reality tv dating show. I want to see them fall in love, then we bring out the pickle dogs. It would be beautiful.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

Join us at !bats for more bat facts, adorable bat pics, and Sunday bleps!

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

On one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

Touché

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

This is not where I expected the night to go…

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

But did you want to know this? Admit it, you did a little bit.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

So why might the serotine bat have evolved such an enormous sex organ? The authors suggest that females might use their tail membranes to avoid mating, and the males’ long, thick penises could be used to push that membrane aside. “The hollow structure observed in the dorsal side of the erect penis might serve as a suction cup and support the maintenance of the copulatory contact,” the authors wrote. “Therefore, the penis’s size, shape, and prolonged embrace might further support the transport of sperm cells into the vagina and through the long cervix.”

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This only partially answers the question of why, though.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

When you think about it, he can be kind of a turd.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

Like a trusted old friend.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

My apologies, a sincere mistake. Too many shitposts to keep track.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

May I direct you to… lemmy.world/post/13492702

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

This person usually rehabs orphaned kittens, but this time they were given puppies. Hence the reason for all the cats!

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

I promise I won’t even though those beans look delicious.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

Aaaand it’s in my head. But that’s ok cause it’s great music.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

Stupid science bitch couldn’t even make I more smarter!

ickplant , 2 months ago

Your anxiety may be high, but at least your ass is safe.

ickplant , 2 months ago

My medicine is $1,500 a month without insurance. It’s a bipolar medication. It doesn’t indicate rarity, it indicates greed. They could easily sell it for half the price and still make money.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

This is the kind of information that will help me sleep at night.

ickplant OP , 2 months ago

This would require having a friend…