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AttackPanda , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

I keep the wine makers in my thoughts as tapping the grape vines is even harder. Those can be super thin from what I understand.

LemmyFeed , to memes in pulling for you, pigeon bro

It’s actually a surveillance drone calibration meeting.

robocall , to memes in The equivalent of a gold star
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A novelty giant slice of pizza walking around with a standard size pizza box is like me carrying a tiny house and telling everyone it’s where I live.

Ghostalmedia ,
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That’s a brand new sentence.

Gabu , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this

POV: you’re from the US and enter a Catholic church, only to find they use pews instead of chairs.

moosetwin ,
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Here, fellowship lunch is usually done in a separate area from the main church area, we still have pews, though we don’t put them in gyms.

Leviathan ,

Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.

nightdice , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Adding yet another PSA to these comments that it is no longer recommended to pause chest compressions while doing cpr. You should exclusively be doing chest compressions until professional help arrives.

ursakhiin ,

Adding a PSA to state that you shouldn’t take medical advice from random people on the Internet.

If you are trained in CPR, follow your training. If your certification has expired you should re-up it. There are legal reasons some training says certain things in different areas and following your training will protect you even if you go to a place with different laws.

CassowaryTom , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

I get it, but maybe dont post just to be posting? The internet misses you, but it will get along OK without you for a day or two while you think of something relevant to anything.

Track_Shovel OP ,

You think I’m posting just to post?

Tom, you deeply misunderstand.
I post out of necessity.
I post to fill the gargantuan void in my being, created by self-loathing and a massive inferiority complex.
I post out of soul crushing boredom.
I post for the respite my memes offer to millions of introverts, who would rather light themselves on fire, than attend another office meeting
I post to shout into the abyss, and to tell it that it cannot have my soul, my creativity, or the surrender of my will just yet.

but mostly…

I post, just because I really, really like memes

CassowaryTom ,

Oh shit. I would give you my usual “Sorry for being a dick, I had a few too many last night” but that was actually kind of inspiring. In this case I’m glad I drew something beautiful from tour soul by being a douche.

Ibex0 , to memes in oof

CDs were up to $16 when I was making less that $10/hr at work. 😢

ebenixo , to memes in oof

discogs is the shit. fuck spotify, and their corporate plants in every other “personalized” playlist they generate. at least you have something to show for your money 25 years later and a company can’t decide to arbitrarily stop offering the music etc.

hemko , to memes in oof

Oh I would listen the shit album 100 times and memorize the lyrics for each song. It might have been bad album, but it was mine and I was so excited to bring it home.

But also I was very young

teamevil ,

So you too owned Limp Bizkit albums

hunter2 , to memes in Look, a keystone species

What a hero, single-handedly counteracting deforestation. You go squirrel man, you go!

angrystego , to memes in *cleans room*

Doing something physical is so much healthier than doing nothing. It’s not just an illusion, it can really help people to get back on track.

batmangrundies ,

Yeah, usually if I get stuck in my head I’ll just go work in the garden. Bit of sunshine and toil usually gets me unstuck.

TokyoMonsterTrucker , to memes in Online Safety

This is how I got into an abusive 4-year relationship with Yog-Sothoth.

*sob

Chais , to memes in *cleans room*
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Shitty life pro-tips

CaptainBlagbird ,
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But it works 🙈

GrammatonCleric , to memes in *cleans room*
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Living this rn

Haui ,
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I think everyone is living this. You‘re not fucked because you live this but you have the brains to be aware of it.

Zipitydew ,

And we live in a time and place where most of our base needs are easily met. Mind has far more time to ponder.

Haui ,
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Compared to the middle ages, yes. But we‘re not better off than in the 60s I believe.

Rodeo ,

Middle class white people in America aren’t, but pretty much the entire rest of the world is.

Haui ,
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Can you give an example for that? I‘d like to understand what you refer to.

Rodeo ,

The quality of life worldwide has steadily been increasing since industrialization.

The quality of life of middle class white Americans has remained pretty much unchanged since the end of the second world war.

Im not going to get examples, but that’s what my point was.

Haui ,
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I‘m sorry but this is not correct. People used to live in one worker households and got by. The housing prices (only thing I could find) in the US has tripled since the sixties which is an increase of 7% pa.

GDPs are rising fast but wages are not keeping up. Here‘s a source for europe: ft.com/…/0a245c28-6cc3-11e9-80c7-60ee53e6681d

It’s not like poor white people are having ouwie now. The 1% are 10000%ing their income while the rest goes home empty.

Rodeo ,

You’re talking about incomes, I was talking about quality of life.

You don’t need to convince me we’re underpaid. You would need to convince me that our quality of life is worse than our parents was, though.

Haui ,
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As someone with a special interest in psychology I would say that being faced with inequality compared to our parents, we‘re definitely off to a bad start.

Our outlook on the future is fundamentally worse. The planet is fucked, most of us will never own a house, stuff is getting more and more expensive while we‘re being exploited at work. All while we‘re told the world is so much better than it was.

Those of us with the awareness to recognize that we are not seeing an improvwment are the ones that are worse off. I reckon it is another reason why social media and other distractions are rising and stress diseases are insanely high.

TL;DR: You can be factually better off while being constantly reminded how bad the situation really is and feel worse. We’re in a psychological crisis.

HoustonHenry , to memes in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*

Nice to meet you “I have cancer”, I’m dad!

ivanafterall ,
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"Nice to meet you, dying. I'm dad."

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