That's not a wand, Harry... (slrpnk.net)
Fun game: read HP, and sub the word ‘wand’ our for penis euphemisms
A sticky situation (slrpnk.net)
Party God is in the HOOUUSE tonight...Everybody gonna have a good time (slrpnk.net)
Huzzah! (slrpnk.net)
Dear BlendOS, you claim to be immutable, yet you have changed a core part of the system. Curious. (slrpnk.net)
The equivalent of a gold star (slrpnk.net)
It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good (slrpnk.net)
Invest in pumpkin futures and sell soon
Don't worry, ladies, I got this (slrpnk.net)
US Governor has called in the national guard (slrpnk.net)
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How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off? (slrpnk.net)
saving myself (slrpnk.net)
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Poverty never smelled so good (slrpnk.net)
Just remember to snap into a SlimJim. (slrpnk.net)
Don’t worry about anything else. Just consume.
I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV (slrpnk.net)
Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence (slrpnk.net)
More top tier acting...