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McInTyre007 , to memes in Berry Club

Haha lol

earned_myself_a_gin , to memes in Berry Club

Why are there no comments on this! It’s hilarious

NocturnalMorning ,

I see two comments :P

AlphaAutist ,

They hated tomato for he spoke the truth

aport , to memes in Expectation vs Reality

… for now

fomo_erotic , to memes in Expectation vs Reality
@fomo_erotic@lemmy.ml avatar

Bro they just want to paint.

cpressland , to unixporn in [OC] GitHub Themes for Terminals, Shells, and Beyond!

Some in-repo screenshots would be nice. Great work!

SpaceCowboy , to lemmyshitpost in My favourite piece of Internet history
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Yeah actual baseball players have names way weirder than these.

niktemadur ,

Odrisamer Despaigne.
Now check this out: he played for the San Diego Padres, and his name contains all the letters needed to spell out “San Diego Padres”.

balderdash9 , to lemmyshitpost in My favourite piece of Internet history
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Funny how the nationalities don’t go together. Italian/Jewish names mixed in with latino last names.

Washburn , to programmerhumor in A broken clock fixed by taping a working one over it is a perfect metaphor for every project you'll encounter during your career.
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“That was a temporary solution we implemented around 15”

“What, like 15 minutes ago?”

“2015”

absentthereaper ,
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“Temporary solutions-- aren’t.” – Unattributed

lukas ,
@lukas@lemmy.haigner.me avatar

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.

Aurenkin ,

You really do see so many of those over time.

// Temporary - remove after rollout

And you do a git blame to see if you can safely remove it and the code is like 5 years old and the person has left the company.

billygoat ,

or this bastard

perennial ,

Image

scytale ,

“We’re gonna do a lift-and-shift because we don’t want any interruptions; we’ll fix it later once everything settles down.”

3 years later…

lord_ryvan ,

This joke gets funnier the older it is

Quintus OP , to technology in So my phone's speaker is dead and I thought of something
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UPDATE: Well… 15 minutes after making this post the phone fell out of my pocket and slided 20 meters away. Screen died. I guess I won’t be needing the speaker now.

But I believe this will be good opportunity to repair it. It was 4 years old. Thankfully one of my backup phones, an LG G4 still works. Which is 7 years old and has Android 6 on it. I’ll go and look for a custom ROM I guess.

hyorvenn ,
@hyorvenn@jlai.lu avatar

What a twist

TimeNaan ,

Bad news - the bootloader on LG phones can’t be unlocked anymore since LG pulled out of the phone market and disabled the service.

Unless it’s already unlocked, no ROMs for you.

Gork , to memes in Chile 🇨🇱

Chile’s flag is suspiciously similar to Texas.

Tomfoolery is afoot.

roi , to programmer_humor in finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers

Gonna need a factory or two imo

NENathaniel , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg
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Year-Month-Day best everywhere

Imbrex , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Seriously though skip breakfast

electrorocket ,

Yeah, I rarely have it unless I have to travel for a while and won’t have a chance to take an early lunch. I don’t usually get up til 8:55 though. I have to be at work by 9.

Didros , to memes in A True Conversationalist

…yeah

Synthead , to technology in So my phone's speaker is dead and I thought of something

You don’t want to fix your phone instead?

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