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weirdwallace75 , to lemmyshitpost in grrr

Well, I suppose Fascists will always hate fat people.

Quill7513 , to cat in NO.

I mean. Having dealt with my black cats, I’m pretty confident that void cat was saying “PICK ME UP! MY GOD, WHY IS IT TAKING YOU SO LONG TO PICK ME UP”

WeirdGoesPro ,

My black kitty does not want be to be picked up, but rather would prefer that you stoop down at a very awkward angle to give him pets at floor level.

wr4th4 , to reddit in Infamous power mod got permabanned without explanation, then have a public meltdown.
@wr4th4@kbin.social avatar

wow so one of them actually knows how it feels to just have all agency taken away without warning or good reason

Serinus ,

Only when it happens to them. They still won’t understand when they inflict that on others.

planish , to linux in What is it with r/pcmasterrace and anti-Linuxism?

Probably because they’re big meanies.

The market share thing is real though. Computing is like 1% actually making hardware and software and 99% about getting the humans to agree with each other about how the hardware and software is meant to work, how pieces cooperate, and what it is meant to mean when any given piece does any given thing.

Proton et al. are amazing, but swapping out the whole system underneath a program for one it was never tested on, to provide APIs that are not actually expected to vary in their implementation details, and using GPU drivers that weren’t extensively tested by the manufacturer in exactly these circumstances and individually tweaked to do specific things for that specific workload, is necessarily going to get you a worse result than doing it the way the program authors expected.

And you don’t need very precise numbers to know that Linux is much less used on the desktop.

Maybe with developers targeting and testing on Steam Deck the situation will change, but trying to get two things to work together when only one of them is willing to change for it is extremely hard and I understand why one might compromise principles to avoid having to do it.

SpaceNoodle , to cat in NO.

Who even writes an N like that

djmarcone ,

That’s how the cat said it. They wanted to be accurate.

Z4rK ,

I did when I had a job where I had to run around and write quick notes all night! Turns out it’s faster. Same with a curved, capital E etc. Any letter you could write in one or as few strokes as possible.

Stoneykins ,

Me, when I’m trying to write on a piece of paper in my hand instead of on a flat surface

darcy , to lemmyshitpost in look how they did ma boy
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

carl marks pissing and crying right now

bernieecclestoned , to lemmyshitpost in look how they did ma boy

Gods are bullshit anyway.

whatisallthis , to mildlyinfuriating in These captchas and that there are 4 of them

This is to train the AI claw machine that will place us into our movie seats in the future.

athos77 , (edited )

Nah, into our airplane seats! See, if we're all in claw machine seats, they don't need aisles so we can get crammed in even closer together. No more wasting time with overhead bins: when you're in the terminal, you put your carry-on in the bin under your seat, close the lid, and sit down. Then the claw machine scans your ticket, picks you and your seat up and deposits you in the right slot - no more wasting the airline's time holding up the line while someone tries to steal your seat or misreads a row number or fumbles with the overhead bins.

Once you land, they empty the plane by running a full-row claw machine, and then the entire plane is an empty shell, making it easy to clean. The empty seats themselves can be cleaned in the terminals between flights - hell, they can probably set up some kind of conveyor belt autoclean system.

I wonder how much it would cost to bribe the FAA and NTSB to sign off on this concept? .....

Duder167 ,

This made me giggle

dylanTheDeveloper , to mildlyinfuriating in These captchas and that there are 4 of them
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Great now Pornhub will have mandatory minigames you have to beat in order to watch videos

elvith ,

Beat a game to beat your meat

BilboBargains , to lemmyshitpost in grrr

Diabeetus

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Kage Diabeetus no Jutsu!

BroBot9000 , to lemmyshitpost in look how they did ma boy
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I’m a little surprised it took them this long.

HawlSera , to lemmyshitpost in grrr

The amount of people I’ve seen this applies to… is… shocking

Mouselemming , to cat in NO.

Don’t mess with the Rift In The Space-Time Continuum.

DragonAce , to futurama in dictionary.com represent

Actually no. That quote is from the bible.

Zapp’s quote is “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Where do you think the bible got it from?

StarManta ,

The original Klingon of course

betterdeadthanreddit ,

The King James Tiberius Kirk Version is a better translation than most. Even keeps the line about beating bat’leths into ploughshares with the original context to show it as a shameful act.

hypnotoad__ OP ,
@hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah I know it’s not perfect mr buzzkill, trying to have some fun in here!

StarManta ,

It’s not that you misquoted a line or something like that. The dictionary quote is an extremely well known saying that originated in the Bible. Zapp’s line in futurama is literally parodying that saying. By thinking the dictionary is in any way referencing the Futurama scene, you have revealed that you didn’t even get the joke in the first place.

NikkiDimes ,

I’d say it’s fairly clear Matthew was just a time traveling Futurama fan and hypnotoad had it right all along.

herpderpedia ,

It’s also not dictionary.com. It’s very clearly Merriam-Webster. OP got nothing correct.

hypnotoad__ OP ,
@hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml avatar

Wahhhh

psilocybin , to memes in Nice day out, huh?

Yes, yes I remember those pictures of the burning Hindenburg tumbling to the ground

much like in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

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