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some_guy , 6 months ago to technology in Twitter/X violated contract by failing to pay millions in bonuses, US judge rules

I can’t begin to care about news related to Lonnie anymore. I hope lawsuits tank his fortune (or, at least, his shitty social media company).

jarfil , 6 months ago to technology in Twitter/X violated contract by failing to pay millions in bonuses, US judge rules

Twitter’s lawyers argued that the company made only an oral promise that was not a contract, and that Texas law should govern the case

Wait, that would’ve been a valid defense in Texas?

HalJor , 6 months ago

The oral/written thing is kinda covered in the ruling. courthousenews.com/…/schobinger-v-twitter-order.p…

asexualchangeling , 6 months ago

Oh wow, I’ve joked that elon was just Edison 2.0 but this is just further proof

SmoochyPit , 6 months ago to technology in Twitter/X violated contract by failing to pay millions in bonuses, US judge rules

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like [Elon Musk], my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

taanegl , 6 months ago

Scorched earth.

flora_explora , 6 months ago

Why include dickless and fat-ass? Are these negative for you?

jherazob , 6 months ago

This person is quoting a classic scene

flora_explora , 6 months ago

Ahhh, thanks for clarifying. Haven’t seen this movie in ages and never even in English