Oh yes, my cupboard will be the finest cupboard this side of the alps (www.bigdug.co.uk)
Is there some kind of club I can join? I’ll have bins for the sellotapes, I’ll have bins for the plyers and the additional plyers. I’ll have a pot for the adjustable arm, and somewhere to put the unfeasibly small bags of ikea spare screws contained 1 or 2 small plastic fittings....