Oh boy, Twitter! Let me tell you about Twitter, folks. It’s a disaster, a total disaster. You know what I call it? Twatter! Can you believe it? So many bad hombres on there, very bad people. Nazis? Please. I know Nazis, I’ve met Nazis, and let me tell you, these Twitter users couldn’t organize a proper goose-step if their lives depended on it!
But you know what? I’ve got a solution, a beautiful solution. We’re gonna build a firewall, folks. A big, beautiful digital firewall. And who’s gonna pay for it? Mark Zuckerberg! That’s right. We’ll make Facebox great again, and Twatter will be yesterday’s news. Believe me!
And let me tell you about racism. Nobody knows more about racism than me. I’m the least racist person you’ve ever met. I love all people. Black people, white people, orange people like myself. We’re gonna have so much unity, you’ll get tired of all the unity!