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Orbituary , to memes in Napoleon Dynamite is 20 years old now.
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It was a good one.

pastermil , to pics in Flower Petals on Dead Mall Floor [OC]

Kinda reminds me of that abandoned shopping center in Nier:Automata

flamingos , to lemmyshitpost in Why is this the only working proxy for Twitter...

poast.org is run by neo Nazis?

hellfire103 ,

Looks like it is. I had noticed a few Mastodon and Misskey instances blocking poa.st, but I didn’t realise it was the same as poast.org.

Good thing there are other instances now!

Hildegarde , to asklemmy in What is the right way to have your toilet paper?

Under because that way you can model it by making a cylinder and adding a plane to it, because the plane is attached to the back you don’t have to do the extra work of making sure the textures line up.

Today , to asklemmy in What is the right way to have your toilet paper?

My husband just leaves it on the floor below the dispenser, even in the bathroom that just has a flip up instead of a springy cylinder.

anonymouse ,

Is your husband my girlfriend?

Today ,

Perhaps. Does your girlfriend have a shoe/boot addiction?

card797 ,

Sounds like my wife.

JulesTheModest , to science_memes in No red circle. Not sure this one checks out.

Unfortunately, the parking lot for the visitor center was clearly wiped out.

mctoasterson , to pics in Flower Petals on Dead Mall Floor [OC]

If you had done it with a sepia filter, this has “Cowboy Bebop outro” written all over it.

GenericJeebus OP ,
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Thanks! Bebop’s one of my favorite shows, and I love the jazz aesthetic so that’s a huge compliment, I appreciate it!

Zehzin , to lemmyshitpost in That's just what happens. It's life.
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WarmSoda OP ,

Oh good, and I was afraid that was the long version of it

Zehzin ,
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He only uses his full name in the extended cut

WarmSoda OP ,

I smell a weekend of extended cuts for lord of the rings, the godfather, apocalypse now, and Maximus saying his name coming up! Who’s with me?

Thcdenton ,

And I will have my sandwich

Jakdracula ,
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He has a wife, you know…

Malfeasant ,

Do you know what she’s called?

jballs ,
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Lol at the ending

gerowen , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Rock Eagle Flag

They are regulated, but there’s a lot of breakdowns in the system. People passing background checks who shouldn’t, prior offenders passing background checks because local cops didn’t report them to the feds, etc. The DC Navy Yard shooter years back literally had fired a weapon into his neighbor’s apartment before and still passed a background check to buy the weapons he committed the shooting with. I also think if you’re a parent and you leave your weapon accessible by your children, and they go shoot up their school, you should be held at least partially liable. As somebody who is former military, the civilian population gets away with a hell of a lot with regards to firearms. No federally mandated training standards, concealed carry licenses are haphazard and go state by state, and not all states recognize other states’ permits, no federally mandated storage requirements, etc. When I was in the military, if I wanted to go target practice on base with my personal weapons I had to register them with the provost marshal on base, keep the weapons and ammo separate in locked boxes out of my reach while driving to the range, etc. And if one weapon went missing the entire base was locked down; gates closed and nobody in or out until it was located. Civilians get by with way too much.

I think a lot of our problem is loose or missing standards at the federal level, which leaves each individual state to kind of make things up as they go along and not communicate properly with feds when things go wrong.

jpreston2005 ,

This is where Finland and Sweden excel. Because they have mandatory military service, everyone with a gun has been trained in all aspects of it’s use/care. Finland is one of the top 10 countries with the most firearms per civilian, and yet their rate of firearm deaths is minuscule in comparison to the U.S..

At this rate though, I don’t see how any meaningful gun regulation can be passed. The nra stopped universal background checks from being passed after Sandy Hook. I lost faith in republicans since then. They’re bad faith actors, that when faced with the prisoners dilemma, choose suicide.

Rivalarrival ,

This is where Finland and Sweden excel. Because they have mandatory military service, everyone with a gun has been trained in all aspects of it’s use/care.

Article I Section 8 parts 15 and 16 empower Congress to require such training every member of the militia, and they have indicated that the militia is comprised of every able bodied male citizen, aged 17 to 45. (10 USC 246)

Congress can require training on safe handling. They can require training on the laws governing use of force in self defense and defense of others. They don’t need to mandate additional military or militia service to achieve this.

mojofrododojo ,

except for the bonkers idea that the 2a’s first 13 words for some reason don’t count.

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State…” and today’s non-regulated militia endangering the security of the free state are pretty fucking contrasting situations.

fuck all the gun nuts who love their fetish more than their country.

Rivalarrival , (edited )

What is the militia?

That isn’t a flippant question. I’d like a serious answer.

I’d like to know both the constitutional definition of “militia”, as used in Article I Section 8 and 2nd Amendment, as well as the legislative definition, as codified in 10 USC 246.

The answers I have learned are that the militia is “the whole body of the people” (constitutional meaning) and “every able bodied male citizen, aged 17 to 45”. (Legislative, paraphrased)

When you algebraically substitute either of those answers back into the 2nd amendment, you arrive at the only reasonable perspective: The whole body of the people, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

“But what about the well regulated part? Isn’t the militia unregulated?”

The militia is regulated under the powers granted to Congress under Article I Section 8 parts 15 and 16. Congress does have some regulations governing the militia. They have enacted legislation defining what part of the militia they intend to call forth, and how they intend to do that. They have enacted legislation obligating every male to register with selective service. They can enact many, many more regulations on the whole of the militia. If you feel YOU are not adequately regulated, I suggest you notify your congressional representatives, as they are the only ones currently empowered to adjust regulation of the militia.

You’ll have my support; I specifically called for such regulation in my last post.

TL;DR: You don’t get to complain about a lack of regulation when I’m specifically asking for more regulation.

mojofrododojo ,

TL;DR: You don’t get to complain about a lack of regulation when I’m specifically asking for more regulation.

bump stocks do not represent a well regulated militia.

leaving weapons in the hands of people who have red flags is not representative of a well regulated militia.

no uniformity in your ‘militia’, regarding equipment training and supply does not represent a well regulated militia.

Congress does have some regulations governing the militia. They have enacted legislation defining what part of the militia they intend to call forth, and how they intend to do that.

By that logic - there has been no call-up of militia. Therefore anyone attempting to use this defense needs to justify their activities.

I’m not anti-firearm, I’m anti-idiots-having-firearms. I’m prior service army - weapons are tools and without training and regulations tools of any sort can represent a danger to the public. I despise the attitude that justifies bump stocks, especially after they were used in the largest, most deadly mass shooting - Route 91 Harvest music festival, Las Vegas, October 2, 2017: 60 killed, more than 850 injured. It’s not a tool - innocent use would compare it to a toy, malicious use would call it a fire volume multiplier for those that can’t pass a tax stamp and get an actual full auto platform - and it’s disgusting that it’s even up for discussion.

it’s absolutely bonkers that we even need to argue these points.

Rivalarrival ,

By that logic - there has been no call-up of militia.

You don’t get called up to the militia. You get called forth from the militia. In joining the Army, you were, indeed, called forth from the militia and you answered that call. Your right to keep and bear arms was not contingent on there having been a call, nor on you answering a call. The right was guaranteed to you, because you have the individual and collective responsibility to secure the state.

no uniformity in your ‘militia’, regarding equipment training and supply does not represent a well regulated militia.

Don’t tell me. Tell Congress that you want to be subjected to additional regulation in your role as a militiaman. They seem to think that they have enough regulation on the militia already. You tell me what else you think you should be required to do. Not to secure your right to keep and bear arms: they are expressly prohibited from infringing in gun ownership. They can’t stop you from owning a gun, but they can compel you to participate in militia training, as you are a member of the militia.

mojofrododojo ,

it’s all complete bullshit and you know it. there never has been a militia, it’s been a gaggle of fuckwits.

you people and your fantasy life make me sick. want to protect your country? enlist.

jfc goddamn gravy seal garbage

Rivalarrival , (edited )

I did enlist, 24 years ago. The proper epithet for me is “Chairborne Ranger”, not “Gravy Seal”.

I do agree with you: what the constitution refers to as the militia is not the various “gaggles of fuckwits” that regularly claim the title. Those nitwits calling themselves “militia” and dressing up in military surplus are some weird motherfuckers, but they are only “militia” in the same sense that that the local PTA, or an adult, recreational soccer league, or a knitting circle are “militia”. It is their status as members of the citizenry that makes them militia, not their participation in some sort of outdoor paramilitary adventure club.

As you have never learned what “militia” actually means, it is unsurprising that you have never learned the difference between “militia” and “military”.

The militia is charged with providing the security of a free state. The militia may be called forth to enforce law, suppress insurrection, and repel invasion. The military can only perform that last function.

Under the Posse Comitatus act, the military is expressly prohibited from enforcement of law and suppression of insurrection. Those activities may only be performed by the militia. The various people being paid to perform those activities have been “called forth” for that purpose, but one need not be formally “called forth” to act.

A woman walking across a parking lot, clutching the little can of pepper spray on her keychain, is not a “gaggle of fuckwits”.

Her presence deterring would-be criminals from attacking herself or anyone else in the area is an action envisioned by the Second Amendment. She is a militiaman. She is providing the security of a free state.

If the only weapon she chooses to carry is aerosolized taco sauce, she is also in dire need of better training. Congress has been negligent in its duty to effectively train her, or the rest of the general public who comprise the militia.

When we teach her how to use a gun, when to use a gun, when not to use a gun, we also provide that same lesson to the “gaggles of fuckwits” you are referring to, reducing how “fuckwit” they are. We also show her would-be attackers that she is a much harder target, not worth the risk.

mojofrododojo ,

who are you that is so wise in the ways of the muppet militia?

You really are convinced this is a thing… your description of the ‘woman clutching a can’ as a militia makes the militia types I see all the funnier.

It’s all bullshit, neither she nor they are a militia in any logical sense, but I guess semantics are important to someone. Not me, your talents are wasted here.

pfft…

Rivalarrival , (edited )

It’s all bullshit, neither she nor they are a militia in any logical sense

I will be happy to consider your argument if and when you provide a definition of militia. As you have not provided any such definition, your argument above is meaningless.

You really are convinced this is a thing…

I have ample justification for that conviction. You can disagree, of course, but you have provided no logical basis for that disagreement. Again, you will need to provide and support a contrary definition of “militia” as it is used in Article I and 2A in order to rationally make your claims.

Based on your suggestion to enlist if I wanted to secure the nation, I suspect that your definition of “militia” will be more consistent with how the founding fathers used the terms “armies” and “Navy” than how they used “militia”.

I do think we can agree that the modern usage of “militia” to mean a “privately organized paramilitary group” is not at all what is meant by the second amendment. Those ass clowns are closer to “insurrectionists” than “militia”.

mojofrododojo ,

you’ve offered a lot of text but zero citations that support your argument, but are surprised I’m dubious?

you live around a lot of gullible or stupid people apparently. not everyone is going to accept your assertions.

you’ve got a lot of word salad and little that justifies arming the populace.

militia or otherwise. it’s all gun fetishism and I’m not into it.

Rivalarrival ,

you’ve offered a lot of text but zero citations that support your argument

Are you being intellectually lazy, or are you arguing in bad faith?

10 USC 246.

I have cited it multiple times now. While I prefer to use the broader, constitutional meaning, the legislated definition, codified as 10 USC 246 is sufficient to demonstrate my point.

mojofrododojo ,

citations THAT SUPPORT YOUR ARGUMENT BELLEND

10 USC 246.

(a)The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.

(b)The classes of the militia are— (1)the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and (2)the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia.

you’re asserting that any asshole with a gun is category 2. I assert that flies in the face with the 2a - a well organized militia is INHERENTLY NOT: the unorganized militia

Keep trying to justify the idiots. This is about as fun as cancer.

Rivalarrival , (edited )

I assert that flies in the face with the 2a - a well organized regulated militia is INHERENTLY NOT: the unorganized militia

My argument is not in conflict with your assertion. I don’t need to rebut it. Quite the contrary, your assertion supports my position.

The only constitutionally valid conclusion we can draw from your assertion is that the unorganized class of the militia is not adequately regulated.

Since I am calling for additional regulation in the form of mandated training, I can accept your assertion. I can have you expand on your point, and ask what additional regulations you believe are necessary and appropriate to impose upon the whole of the people, the unorganized militia.

You cannot prohibit or prevent the unorganized militia from keeping or bearing arms. Congress does not have that power. But, you do have the power to regulate the unorganized militia. What additional regulations do you want to impose upon yourself and all of us?

I want mandated training on safe gun handling and the laws governing use of force.

immutable ,

While I believe in common sense gun control I think that one thing people might miss when comparing America to Finland or Sweden is just how brutal America can be.

America is an interesting country, if you can stay on the gainful employment ladder you can have a lot of creature comforts and for a few people they get to go up the ladder and have a really nice life.

That ladder though is dangling over the mouth of a volcano and there are more ways to fall off then anyone wants to admit. There’s also a ton of people just barely hanging on.

Easy access to guns is a problem, but the fact that so many Americans are so crushed by the system we live under that violence and deadly violence are things people routinely turn to is also a massive problem. For a lot of working poor the system can feel a lot like running on a perpetual treadmill stuck at full speed. We retooled our economy towards service and knowledge jobs, a lot of people in that service industry make just enough money to scrape by.

There is not a single state in the nation where minimum wage affords a 2 bedroom apartment

So you have a large number of people that spend the vast majority of their time working difficult jobs rife with customer abuse. They earn just enough money to afford a place to stay and food (and a cellphone so people can sneer at them and say, oh you have a cellphone so you can’t be struggling). Mix that with a big pile of guns and violence is bound to happen.

We can take away the guns but I suspect Americans have the ingenuity to find other ways to do violence against each other.

saigot , (edited )

For the lazy US has 3.5x more guns than Finland and 35x more firearm homicides (which, not to nitpick, is not necessarily the same as a firearm death). If us has a 10x reduction in firearm homicides to be more in line with their gun ownership they would go from being ranked 23rd (as of 2019) to 42nd or so, going below countries like Canada (although Canada’s gun crime is strongly linked with the us), new Zealand * and Sweden.

I’ll also point out though that Finland has stricter gun laws than the states, relavent to this post they have a minimum age of 20 to buy firearms. They need licenses and a justification to carry them around, and there are fairly strict storage rules.

  • I realized that 2019 was the Christchurch mass shooting, which brought the rate from 0.2 in 2018 to 1.2 in 2019, so probably not very representative of NZ gun crime.
LowlandSavage , to lemmyshitpost in The internet connects people

What a FAG…

Fire Alarm Guy

ssj2marx , to memes in Napoleon Dynamite is 20 years old now.

First time I saw this movie I didn’t get it. On rewatch I liked it, and over the years I feel like I’ve come to appreciate it more and more. Dunno what it is about it, I don’t really enjoy any other movies like it.

Thteven ,
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I first watched this with a bunch of friends and I was the only one laughing. The more I watch it the funnier it gets.

shinigamiookamiryuu , to asklemmy in What is the right way to have your toilet paper?

My toilet paper is sideways.

Nemo ,

Same, on a vertical spike.

GJdan ,

As a warning to other toilet paper rolls.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

Even potentially sentient toilet paper rolls aren’t safe from Vlad the Impaler.

LittleBorat2 ,

I have a ledge above my toilet or a commode next to the toilet. Who needs this weird holder in the first place?

kELAL ,

3D printer went brrrr, so I got myself a bona fide sideways toilet roll holder

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

It’s because of the way the toilet is facing. I would actually rather not have toilet paper, I didn’t grow up with it and the only reason I have it now is because the place is made to have guests.

Empricorn ,

… Left or right?

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

Front side faces the person currently shitting.

chagall , to lemmyshitpost in That's just what happens. It's life.

Did Russell Crowe gain weight for a movie role, bc of health issues or because he discovered the all you can eat buffet on Carnival Cruises?

WarmSoda OP ,

I don’t know any details of the picture. But gaining weight as you get older is completely normal for men and women. If you’re expecting to have a 25 year old physic at 50 you’re in for a lot of depression long before you reach 50.

Plus people like Crow worked out a lot. You don’t get movie star muscle without doing a lot of work, and probably some short cuts. When you stop doing that you gain weight that isn’t muscle.

Shit, even going from a semi active lifestyle to a 9-5 office job will add a belly if you’re not hitting the gym.

He looks normal for a guy his age, and for what he’s done for decades.

set_secret ,

My wife is 49 and she’s hotter now than at 25 when we met. She has visible abs and has had two kids.

You absolutely can have a good body as you age if you eat well and move a bit.

Russell is above a healthy weight because he’s spent years and years indulging with his excessive wealth to enable it, he needs to put down the fork and pick up the weights.

ID411 ,

Well that told him!

Prick.

GBU_28 ,

He’s actually overweight in that photo for a movie role.

set_secret ,

Oh well that’s good. I mean as long as he’s abusing his body for cash Art it’s fine.

GBU_28 ,

Now you just hatin’, edit after you just made some wild assumptions

1984 ,
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Shit, even going from a semi active lifestyle to a 9-5 office job will add a belly if you’re not hitting the gym.

Only if you keep eating as you did before. People don’t change their diets as they get older. They seem unaware / not caring that the belly will come otherwise.

I think it’s partly just being OK with getting fat. If you are not attractive anymore anyway because of age, may as well enjoy whatever food you like. And if you are in a relationship, both partners are probably OK with looking not so great anymore as they age.

NellyAdagio ,

I love how respectful you’re talking about this meme / Crowe.

Siegfried ,

This honestly does not look normal where I live

tamal3 ,

What country are you in?

Siegfried ,

Argentina. Obesity is climbing steadily and fast and that is still not normal to see.

Isoprenoid ,

If you’re expecting to have a 25 year old physic at 50 you’re in for a lot of depression long before you reach 50.

Meanwhile, Ernie Hudson at 78 years old.

dingus ,

I don’t really care about Ghostbusters, but I found this to be a really interesting video. He seems very wise with a lot of his tips and explaining why he does things the way he does.

One of the things that he mentioned that I also have personally found helpful is he said something about pre-portioning snacks so you don’t eat too much.

It’s so incredibly wasteful, but for snacks in my house, I prefer to buy the bulk packages of snack sized portioned snacks (whether it’s chips, nuts, etc.). Thing is, I know it’s so incredibly wasteful for the environment to have things individually wrapped. But when they are individually packaged like that, it’s a hell of a lot easier to see and understand just exactly how much you’re eating and usually stop yourself before you get too deep. Sure, it’s more economical and wasteful to buy a giant family sized package of chips. But when I have to open each individual 150 cal snack bag, it’s a lot easier to stop at only 1 or 2 bags.

Of course, not every snack comes packaged this way. I have thought about buying certain snacks and then pre-portioning them myself like he does, but it involves a lot more hassle and I don’t have anything like a kitchen scale.

kameecoding ,

Gym? If you go to the gym to not get a belly you are doings wrong already, you can never outtrain your fork.

People get fatter as they get older because they don’t adjust their calorie intake to their decreased level of activity, there is nothing about a human body that says you have to get fatter as you age

Source: am a fat fuck

GBU_28 ,

Gaining weight as you age is not “normal”. It is “common”.

Kecessa ,

Role in this case, went up to 270lbs and lost 50lbs after

To paraphrase him “People can say what they want about my weight, I can bench press them, the reverse isn’t true”

snowsuit2654 ,
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He actually is pretty heavyset in his role in The Exorcism, which just came out. I don’t know if it was intentional but it certainly fits with his character in the film.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in Lycanthropy
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Why is there only one wolf

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Because there’s only one beerwolf

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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did it drink the other one?

dumbass , to lemmyshitpost in I will not be taking questions.
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Thats the ‘cat free house’ way.

WarmSoda OP ,

Eh. I taught my 2 cats to not touch it. It’s not difficult.

nogooduser ,

I have had many cats and have never had a problem with them grabbing the toilet paper.

FordBeeblebrox ,

HOW‽ If I could I would

WarmSoda OP ,

Honestly I sometimes wonder how I did it, because my cats listen to me and rarely do something I don’t want them to.

Im firm with them, never loud, never hit them or push them. Consistency might be the key. Always tell them no the same way, as many times as it takes. I’ll give them something else to play with if they’re ripping something up too.

They’re smart, if you spend the time with them.

Shou ,

Exactly this. Had a friend struggling to teach a kitten. He had the habit of sounding stern, but not following through, simply pointing like a threat. It even confused me, let alone the cat

Within 1 hour of me consistenly spraying the kitten with water and using the same tone, the kitten started to hesitate when wanting to jump on the counter. It learned not to do so quickly after that.

Shou ,

I had cats my whole life and never had this happen.

MystikIncarnate ,

We have many cats, also, no problems.

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